Hans trying to seduce Netherlands

by GMNtg128

26 comments

  2. This is actually an elaborate mating ritual in the Netherlands

  4. Im not gonna lie it’s kinda working. But we still need those bikes back hans don’t think you’re getting away with it.

  5. Average 3rd generation Moroccan immigrant in the Netherlands on my grandma’s bike would outdo them.

  7. I saw Germany and misread artistic for autistic, still suspect it was a typo.

  10. We need to thank god for Germany all being autistic because if they put this amount of effort into actually meaningful sports then they’d win every single world cup until the end of time

  11. Meanwhile, the Dutch are drunkenly crashing their bikes into a canal

  13. Lots of animal species have distinct mating rituals, see at all the tropical birds. We have successfully studied and mimicked the Dutch one.

    The Italian one is a choreography of exaggerated gestures. Barry requires the most creative silly walk.

  15. So this is what city hipsters beat their sausages these days?

  17. So this is where all those 12 yo boys on mountain bikes end up?

  24. Do the Dutch and Chinese win all the medals in this “sport”?

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