No 10 lockdown Xmas Party was ‘carnage with staff spraying red wine on walls’

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  1. Going beyond the usual cunts/bastards/one rule for us etc, because theres nothing to really add there.

    Spraying red wine? How does that work. You can spray champagne because its fizzy. Red wine isnt. Do they just mean throwing it on the wall?

  2. If you drink two bottles really quickly and then try to hold it in by clamping your hands over your mouth, you can very effectively spray the walls.

    (source: friend’s girlfriend’s parent’s living room, 1992)

  3. I absolutely love that we aren’t letting this go even in the face of nuclear annihilation.

    Fuck you, Boris. Take responsibility for your actions for *once* in your fucking life.

  4. Honestly what they did at the party doesn’t matter to me one bit. The fact that they had a party at all is what is atrocious.

  5. There’s more truth in the bible than anything the British media write, just making it up as they go along because the British clowns will lap it up like sheep

  6. Oh this war in Ukraine is definitely a glorious moment for Bojo the Clown. He thinks it’ll have us forget about what he did.

  7. He got away with this for now, especially with Ukraine understandably being way more important thing. But that’s not exactly good news for Tories, as if the people who attended these parties are still somehow around before the next election, that will be an excellent point to remind everyone about it.

  8. Genuinely think the intel was so strong as to a Russian invasion of Ukraine (for months/over Christmas) that Johnson knew that he just had to hold out the storm regarding the parties until it happened.

    Hes got away with it.

  9. And right now, so we need a leadership contest? Yeh that’s a hard pass from me until the small problem of Ukraine is sorted.

  10. I honestly can’t imagine a worse place to be than a party full of fucking Tories, pandemic or not, it would be the most boring room full of the biggest cunts.

  11. It sounds like a fun party to attend.

    If only the entire guest list weren’t complete cunts.

  12. And no one resigned or “lost” their job. Thats how the conservatives roll. Having voted them in, the British public have only themselves to blame.

  13. Okay now this Im not really bothered by. Who the hell cares what they did, they broke the rules and should deal with it, this info is pretty pointless to anyone else

  14. It’s truly insane how often this government has had a perfectly timed crisis to distract from their colossal failures.

  15. I hear of ‘red wine on the walls’ and I think of Symposia, where Ancient Athenians in robes would lie back on chairs and flick wine into a bowl in the centre of the room and talk about hairless young boys they were in love with.

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