WARNING: RAINCOATS, NOT UMBRELLAS. SECURE YOUR TRAMPOLINES.



by turkishhousefan

37 comments
  1. Just got the alert on my phone, nearly had a heart attack lol

  2. Everyone on my train looked at each other in pure terror. It was like 28 days later.

  3. Amy McDonald was ready for this:

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    Oh, the wind whistles down

    The bright lit street tonight

    and the bins, they are flying

    past my neighbour’s drive

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    and the plants race the trees with the tiles in the air

    while the ripped off roof lies way over there

    and each bin flies further than the one before

    .

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    and you’re running down the road, where the debris is rife

    and you’re racing down the street, knowing you’re risking your life

    Where you gonna go, where you gonna go, where you gonna land this time?

    and you’re running down the road, where the debris is rife

    and you’re racing down the street, knowing you’re risking your life

    Where you gonna go, where you gonna go, where you gonna land this time?

    Where you gonna land you sodding thing?

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    .

    So you’re heading down the road in the downpour

    and your bin’s landed outside someone’s front door

    but it’s upside down and the shit’s flown everywhere

    So you’re standing there, the air turning blue

    Trying to find everything before the neighbours do

    Why did you land, why did you land right there?

    .

    .

    and you’re running down the road, where the debris is rife

    and you race down the street, knowing you’re risking your life

    Where you gonna go, where you gonna go, where you gonna land this time?

    and you’re running down the road, where the debris is rife

    and you race down the street, knowing you’re risking your life

    Where you gonna go, where you gonna go, where you gonna land this time?

    Where you gonna land you sodding thing?

  4. Also who does that at the kids bedtime that’s pure evil

  5. Was parking between two other cars when the alert went off. Shit myself I’d hit something.

  6. I do have to wonder if maybe that sound could be reserved for really bad emergencies

    Like nuke v some wind

  7. Is it a bird? A plane? Nope It’s next doors trampoline smashing into the living room window!

  8. Just tied the trampoline to a cherry tree. Hopefully the tree stays put

  9. Perk of living in a valley, it just blows right past me, also I never got an alert, but nice that it’s working.

  10. I feel left out. What alert? What did it say?

    Edit: Just realised I had power-saving mode on. Then a minute later it came through and shit me up so I cancelled it before I saw what it said.

    A shit-show all round, think I’ll go to bed.

  11. Even though I’d not long seen a warning telling me to expect the sirens, I still thought we were about to start the Purge.

  12. Have they launched the early warning wheelie bin beacon yet?

    A previous big storm there was footage of a wheelie bin flying up into the sky, another storm there was footage in the Netherlands of a wheelie bin falling out of the sky. I like to think we launched an early warning wheelie bin to alert our Dutch friends.

  13. Congrats in advance to all those who will have new garden furniture, trampolines, and bins tomorrow.

    Commiserations to those who have missing sheds, fences and outdoor Christmas decorations.

  14. Same warning sound will pop up when there’s a nuke incoming 🥲

  15. I’m curled up in bed with a hot water bottle and all of a sudden my phone is screeching at me. Still, better now than at 3am.

  16. Warning: we are at level “Oh my god – trampoline!”

  17. I finally received it. Didn’t know my phone could make such a horrible sound. I changed my phone since we had the test and I don’t remember it sounding so weird then but idk

  18. I was walking down Aberystwyth promenade with an umbrella earlier on and almost got airborne like the Penguin, secure your umbrellas folks.

  19. It was actually going to be called Storm Darren but it arrived the moment they were naming it.

  20. Can’t help but feel like I’m going to get egg on my face at about 90mph.

  21. Alert went off just as the nice lady was handing me my eggnog latte in the drive through . I now have coffee on the inside of my car….. Yay

  22. Step up to red alert.
    Are you absolutely sure, it does mean changing the bulb.

  23. Operation Dismantle The Trampoline already took place at about 5pm this evening.

  24. Tie your wheelie bins down and secure those recycling boxes, people! Code red, code red!

  25. BRACE. BRACE. BRACE. And FFS tie your trampolines down, sport.

    Crap- Rolf Harris was one of the wrong ‘uns, wasn’t he?

  26. Everyone ready for tonight’s great trampoline migration?

    Also, the government warning alert thing going off whilst I was driving was great, nearly shit myself thinking WW3 was starting.

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