Heaven will reopen but slapped with strict new conditions

by tylerthe-theatre

8 comments
  1. Ok that was a weird read because whenever I went to heaven security were all lesbians and also they would threaten to kick us out for having our hands down each others pants

  2. I can’t imagine anyone still wanting to go there.

  3. > a venue which provides an important service to everyone, in particular the LGBTQIA+ community. The committee recognises the iconic nature of this premises.

    Technically correct, the best kind of correct.

  4. I’ve been kicked out of line there a few times for not looking gay enough, they are horrible conformists

  5. I’m intrigued to know how banning drinking in the queue and entry after 3am will help prevent customers getting raped by members of the security team.

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