I’m not looking up that article but my guess is it’s either jaundice or the yellow has spread from his belly
Remember when we used to laugh at how bizarre N Korean dictators looked?
It would be absolutely poetic if he died on January 19, 2025 at 11:59pm
Unfortunately, now the alternative to Trump is president Vance?!
He’s been getting more carrots, so when he reaches into his diaper to reapply his “makeup” it’s a slightly different shade than everyone is used to.
Is that not what happens when you eat too many carrots?
The day he shuffles off his mortal coil will be a nationwide day of celebration. A national holiday even.
“Suddenly”
To be fair, yes, suddenly. I swear in the past few months he’s gone from Cheeto orange to like, bronze statue orange. Cheeto orange was funny in its own way. Current bronze statue orange is just… gross.
Maybe he eats a lot, lot, lot of squash.. the tip of my child’s nose turned orange due to excessive squash consumption.. Perhaps those fry boxes contain French fried squash??? Hahahlol!
Tick tock 🪦🤞
Stop taking health physicals. Boom. Problem gone.
NOBODY is concerned about the health of Donald J Trump. Mr. Vagina neck himself.
The orange tells us more about his mental health than physical.
Being able to see the orange hue is one of the first steps in deprogramming. It’s like when they realize the emperor has no clothes.
Let it happen..
Really excited to hear his spray tan was just hiding his Jaundice diagnosis
Lost me at fears for his health.
Speaking of first broads, will we still pay Melania a salary when she doesn’t live in the White House or give a fuck about Christmas?
I guess we’re supposed to be worried or alarmed in some way that his health might be deteriorating?! Uhmmmmm, sssooooo yeah about that.
On the other hand if he goes we get stuck with Vance, and that for sure isn’t an improvement.
Probably daily use of fake tan spray has dyed his skin. It will need to be scrubbed with a loofa to exfoliate the top skin layer.
Cholesterol the silent assassin
Looks like he’s been muffdiving Chester Cheetah’s sister.
He lives in Florida, maybe he should lay off all of those Florida oranges. 🍊 God, Donald eat a cheeseburger once in a while!
Maybe he’s dying 🤞🏼🤞🏼
On the verge
I’ve pretty much promised myself that some day I will piss on that man’s grave.
Even if I have to pour it out from a bottle or something. My urine, his grave.
I really don’t care. Do you?
It’s like there’s lead in his face paint.
I dislike Trump just like te rest of us but Reddit has become a deafening echo chamber!!!!
Based on his diet, it’s not unreasonable to assume that liver disease is going to take him out.
When he goes full blackface, you know the reaper is closing in.
I hope he drops tonight.
Blog posts are as stupid as Trump and make people dumber like Trump. This is just a made up story for clicks
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Well a decade more or less…
Are we really concerned about his health?
I’m not looking up that article but my guess is it’s either jaundice or the yellow has spread from his belly
Remember when we used to laugh at how bizarre N Korean dictators looked?
It would be absolutely poetic if he died on January 19, 2025 at 11:59pm
Unfortunately, now the alternative to Trump is president Vance?!
He’s been getting more carrots, so when he reaches into his diaper to reapply his “makeup” it’s a slightly different shade than everyone is used to.
Is that not what happens when you eat too many carrots?
The day he shuffles off his mortal coil will be a nationwide day of celebration. A national holiday even.
“Suddenly”
To be fair, yes, suddenly. I swear in the past few months he’s gone from Cheeto orange to like, bronze statue orange. Cheeto orange was funny in its own way. Current bronze statue orange is just… gross.
https://preview.redd.it/0rz1fdfynb5e1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb3a9067bd52235dd693d3db1f8bdac7fce5d5aa
Like this…. Fecal Faced Fool. 🤡
I think this fucker looks like a Rotisserie Chicken
I’m more stuck on “fears”.
Fears it’s improving, perhaps?
It’s sorta like Karen carpenter but he’s fat.
https://preview.redd.it/b2h6e91dtb5e1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=440b53a276619ddf7aee7b7998f732cec97fe854
Maybe he eats a lot, lot, lot of squash.. the tip of my child’s nose turned orange due to excessive squash consumption.. Perhaps those fry boxes contain French fried squash??? Hahahlol!
Tick tock 🪦🤞
Stop taking health physicals. Boom. Problem gone.
NOBODY is concerned about the health of Donald J Trump. Mr. Vagina neck himself.
The orange tells us more about his mental health than physical.
Being able to see the orange hue is one of the first steps in deprogramming. It’s like when they realize the emperor has no clothes.
Let it happen..
Really excited to hear his spray tan was just hiding his Jaundice diagnosis
Lost me at fears for his health.
Speaking of first broads, will we still pay Melania a salary when she doesn’t live in the White House or give a fuck about Christmas?
I guess we’re supposed to be worried or alarmed in some way that his health might be deteriorating?! Uhmmmmm, sssooooo yeah about that.
On the other hand if he goes we get stuck with Vance, and that for sure isn’t an improvement.
Probably daily use of fake tan spray has dyed his skin. It will need to be scrubbed with a loofa to exfoliate the top skin layer.
Cholesterol the silent assassin
Looks like he’s been muffdiving Chester Cheetah’s sister.
He lives in Florida, maybe he should lay off all of those Florida oranges. 🍊 God, Donald eat a cheeseburger once in a while!
Maybe he’s dying 🤞🏼🤞🏼
On the verge
I’ve pretty much promised myself that some day I will piss on that man’s grave.
Even if I have to pour it out from a bottle or something. My urine, his grave.
I really don’t care. Do you?
It’s like there’s lead in his face paint.
I dislike Trump just like te rest of us but Reddit has become a deafening echo chamber!!!!
Based on his diet, it’s not unreasonable to assume that liver disease is going to take him out.
When he goes full blackface, you know the reaper is closing in.
I hope he drops tonight.
Blog posts are as stupid as Trump and make people dumber like Trump. This is just a made up story for clicks
Hopefully the fucker croaks soon
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