Government to send new ‘danger to life’ phone alerts with loud siren noise – LancsLive

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  1. If this is about a nuclear arsenal heading our way I’d rather not have the warning. The maximum advanced warning time would be 15 minutes. What are you going to do other than bend over and kiss your ass goodbye?

    Don’t even try to survive, life in a nuclear wasteland would be unthinkable.

    I’d rather just be completely oblivious until the blinding white flash.

  2. Jesus, this is grim. Putin needs to be put in a home.
    Actually anytime a world leader threatens to use nuclear weapons he should be stripped of his role and be put on trial.

  3. Already got my caves to go to if there is an impending doom. Hopefully I won’t be at work as I’ll be fucked. As long as doomsday is after 630pm.

    Can we schedule it for then please?

    I have 6m sewers under work…..that could do at a pinch

  4. Im surprised we haven’t had this before. Doesn’t have to be danger related either, America use them sometimes for missing kids

  5. I feel like the *proper* British approach to this would be a giant “phone tree” with everyone’s mum on it.

  6. Well that’s something I’ll be immediately disabling then as I doubt they would restrict usage of it to things that are actually an emergency.

    Short of a nuclear strike what else exactly would be useful to know? We don’t get earthquakes or tsunamis here. We get plenty of notice of incoming dangerous weather and I don’t want a fucking siren going off every time they make a minor change to the covid rules.

  7. I look at my phone so infrequently I’d probably notice the mushroom clouds before I notice my phone.

  8. They had this in Toronto when I lived there and I was in a crowded bar when it went off. I didn’t know our phones could be so loud and 100 odd people’s phone’s going off at the same time scared the shit out of me.

  9. If the world does get nuked to shit I’m not bothered for doing any of that mad max survival shit so I could use these as my warning to go stand directly in the blast and get it out of the way

  10. Good. Weird we haven’t had them before. I’ve had alerts come through when overseas (“WILDFIRE MOVE SOUTH IMMEDIATELY”) and yes they are useful.

  11. 9/11

    7/7

    2008 financial collapse

    *something shit no doubt happened in this gap*

    Trump

    Brexit

    Covid

    Mental inflation

    Nuclear winter.

    Can we just have a summer off, just a little break ffs.

  12. Will this work through my phone being on airplane mode every night as I like to sleep and don’t really want to be disturbed unless it’s the end of the world.

  13. I see a lot of people mentioning the blast radius and how they would rather be killed off straight away. but does anyone know what the typical blast radius really is?

    I assume something like 5 miles for a nuke, nut i’d love to know for sure.

  14. I’m from the UK but live in Ontario, Canada.

    The Govt here always uses this fucking thing for stuff like child kidnapping, the provincial police use it a lot. Very annoying being woken up at 2am because some child has gone missing 500km away from you.

  15. I got one of these alerts during a storm last January when the river broke its banks. I woke up thinking the world was ending or something. I’ve not been right since.

  16. I turned my emergency alerts off the moment I heard about them, which was some time last year. Nowt’s gonna happen where I live, including flooding.

  17. Hopefully can opt out?

    Rather just die unknowingly than have this shit wake me up, or knowing the morons in charge they send out an accidental one at 3am

  18. Imagine when that system gets hacked 🤔 Also, in the event of a Nuclear missile attack, who would actually want to know they had 15mins to panic because no bomb shelter is really going to matter anyway!?!

  19. Everyone keeps talking as though they’re gonna be in the epicentre of the blast zone. What is this, r/London? Some of us live in unimportant provincial crappy towns that nobody is going to bother sending nukes within 50 miles of.

  20. We get these in Japan.

    So far mostly earthquake and tsunami warning, but also the odd missile from North Korea. They can be a bit annoying if they get the algorithm wrong but otherwise they’re quite useful.

  21. You’re a serious cunt for posting this now and people upvoting should have a look at themselves.

    This is an over year old bit of ‘news’ that is being reported now to take advantage of peoples fear. You know there are real people out there reading this with their own set of problems such as anxiety right?

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