I love a fry up and would defend them to the ends of the earth against our neigh-saying American cousins.
But I’m afraid this monstrosity from the Hungry Hossee, Corby may have undermined our defences.

by obiwanmoloney

47 comments

  1. That must be an eating challenge they always load them up with bread

  4. How else are you going to mop up that portion of tomato soup they’ve given you?

  5. I’m a massive fat cunt who enjoys his food and that looks challenging. I’d give it a go though

  7. Bean:Toast ratio all wrong. I think you’ve miscalculated OP.

  8. The biggest problem here is mixing the beans with the tomatoes. What is that about?

  9. I think 9 slices is too much and whilst you don’t have to eat it, I hate waste. I’d prefer they put less and allowed you to request more if you wanted.

    Equally, I’m guessing this is a food challenge and if so, piling up the carbs is a classic tactic.

  13. I had thought dumping tinned tomatoes on a fry up went out of fashion about 15 years ago, but this sub makes me realise this abomination still exists.

  14. Looking at there menu… this isn’t on it. Did you just order three large breakfasts?

  15. That’s an abomination. Are those fucking burgers?

  16. Nine slices is too much, but you have 18 my friend. What do you intend to do with all that bread?

  19. Have you a eating disorder? It’s a horrible saturated fat mess

  20. I’m intrigued by your title. “Not counting the sausages, is 9 slices too much on a fry up” sort of implies you believe the sausages to also be a bread product?

  24. 2 slices is enough for me, regardless of how much of everything else there is.

  25. That’s not 9 slices of bread. It’s a loaf of bread 😂

  26. Why would you even consider the sausages when counting the bread?

  28. You need enough bread to mop all the sauce left over from the beans. If you have sauce left, not enough bread, if you have bread left and no sauce too much bread.

  29. Get your money back OP. Air fried waffles and burgers mixed with toast and an ocean of Dolmio sauce isn’t worth it.

  30. I mean it’s fried bread, toast and buttered bread, I mean it’s 3 different categories like I don’t know if that makes it better or not

  31. Poor OP getting deep fried in the comments by people who didn’t read the caption….

  32. Depends what you’re training for, if it’s morbid obesity and an early death then no, anything else then yes

  33. Fucking disaster on a plate.

    Burgers, frozen potato waffles, a whole can of tomatoes, winkie sausages and an entire loaf of bread with one third fried, one third toasted and the final third buttered.

    Sounds like a Blue Brothers code.

  41. While this breakfast is a monstrosity, I’m shocked at the number of people here who’ve never come across square/lorne sausage.

  42. Fried bread, toasted bread and buttered bread. Someone loves bread as much as I love potatoes. Though not waffles or hash browns. They are both an abomination against the fry up.

  43. This looks like the lowest quality version of every element.

  47. This is an absolute horror. That weird sort of square sausage you get in Scotland (forget the name), burgers, waffles, bread, toast AND fried bread. Many fry up crimes. And what looks like passata instead of tomatoes, gently mixing in with the beans ruining them as well. 0/10 would not recommend

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