Why top internet sleuths say they won’t help find the UnitedHealthcare CEO killer

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1. These so called “top internet sleuths” are in real life 28 yo males living with their mother.

2. Because no one wants to snitch on a hero.

3. The power bottom Internet Sleuths have discovered that the Co-Pay Killer has a huge… deductible. 👀

4. Sorry, but when do they expend even 1/10th the resources investigating the murder of someone with average income? This guy isn’t any more important than the rest of us. Just another example of how the justice system favors the wealthy.

5. When these things reach national news and there is a tip line, you hear about how they receive thousands of tips from all over the country that further muddle the investigation.

   I saw someone on a bike in my neighborhood yesterday. Don’t know what he or the bike looked like but I definitely saw a dude on a bike. I wonder if that’d be helpful.

6. That man is somewhere in Tahiti by now sipping on a pina colada living off the fat of the earth with a huge smile. That’s what he deserves.

7. Snitches get stitches

8. How about Ole Cheesus asking for help from the internet! That pendulum swings both ways!

9. How about universal healthcare? We all get sick and we all need good health so why not get this going while the iron is still hot ?

   Would the issue be collusion on the behalf of all the insurance companies, politicians and lobbyists?

   nah couldn’t be!

10. The killer is Tobey McGuire

11. The guy that makes the backpack the killer is wearing is trying to capitalizing on this situation and wants the police to contact him. His backpacks sell for around $300. I’m going to avoid Peak Designs in the future.

12. I hope they don’t find him. The working class needs a win. 

13. Their indifference might be preexisting

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