Trump, Macron and Zelenskyy meet in Paris

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by Not_the-kind

35 comments
  1. That title sounds like the start of a joke, and the guys’ expressions on the photo just feed into it. Zelensky is like “play cool”, Macron is like “fuck me” and Trump be like “this is boring, why did I sign up for this? Oh that’s right, I like to be the boss… dang this is boring”.

  2. Lol, and Trump with a yellow-blue outfit! Beautiful

  3. We had a great conversation, they told me. They told me there’s never been a better meeting in Paris. They had never seen anything like it. We talked about…Ukraine…wonderful people. Amazing people. Truly incredible people. They’re fascinating. I told President Zelensky how we were going to end the war…and he was…he told me he had never heard anything like it…they were telling me that…even President Macron was telling me this is probably…i think he said probably the greatest meeting he has ever had. They know…everyone knows that with me this war wouldn’t have happened. Putin tried it once…he tried it once…and i said “don’t do that” and he didn’t. I had a great relationship with him…probably the best relationship he has ever had with anyone. Met his girlfriend too. Absolutely gorgeous. Really beautiful woman. You know, i get along very well with strong people…i don’t like the weak ones. But the strong ones i’ve always had a great relationship with…

    I think what Putin did in Ukraine…i mean he laughed at sleepy joe. That takes great talent. And it was our fault…if i had been the President at the time he wouldn’t have done it…i know he wouldn’t….i looked him in his eyes when we first met and he knew right away. Always had a great relationship with him.

    My plan is basically…look, this gotta stop. Alright? Ukrainians are amazing people. Russians are amazing too. Very strong. Very strong people. So i told him…and he knows this, because we’ve always had a great relationship…i think he was mad because i abandoned him and he had to deal with senile Joe…they wanted to move weapons here and weapons there and send trillions of dollars into Russia and i said “ok, stop”, and they did…but it was a great meeting…

    Next step is…listen, you can’t do that, alright? But we’ve done a lot of bad things too. So what we gotta do is…and i mean, when it comes to negotiating, you know i’m the best at it, so we were there, me…Zelenskyy…Macron…always liked Macron…and always liked Zelenskyy too. People were saying all this negative stuff about me and Zelenskyy, but he told me on the phone that i was his favorite US president ever. I mean, he had to…ehehe… We had a great relationship when i was President…and none of this would have happened….now all i hear is nuclear this, nuclear that…the world is going crazy…it’s a shame…

    Now i’ve fired a couple of Generals…a bunch of idiots…they were telling me “Mr.President, we have to keep sending weapons”… they don’t know what the hell they’re talking about, so i called Vince McMahon and we had a great phone call…i’ve always knew him but this was probably the best phone call we ever had…and he was talking about having a show there…in Ukraine…isn’t that crazy? In the middle of the war he wants to do a show…but i know with me there Putin wouldn’t there to attack…so we’ll see…

    He talked about making a segment with Zelenskyy where he forces him to kiss his ass…the “Kiss My Ass Club”? Isn’t that crazy? I said “ok, we’ll see…”. The bottom line is….we can’t keep paying everyone’s bills…so you gotta give us something in return. I love Zelenskyy, but he knows that because i told him…him and Macron…great respect for them

    Now they were telling me…some Generals “oh, don’t do that Mr.President”…so i fired them. The CIA too…i mean, i have a great relationship with the director of the CIA…the FBI too…but listen, this gotta stop. We gotta get rid of nuclear. And Xi knows this…nobody has ever been tougher with Xi than me…they wanted cats. Can you believe that? They wanted me to send cats for them to eat…nobody’s getting any cats as long as they’re supplying Russia…they know that

  4. why is trump so upset? it seems like he was forced to be in the picture

  5. Why did they have to line up from tallest to shortest? 😂

  6. Macron looks like a child stuck between his divorced parents.

  7. The attention this dude gets, and he isn’t even in the office yet.

    I genuinely hope we as European can shed away from the US defense dependence. We need to pay our fair share to Nato and simultaneously build our own defense, just in case.

  8. The expression on Zelensky’s says it all

    Like he’s heard it all before, but has to go through the motions to get less than the bare minimum to keep the fight going

  9. there should be a book of photos of foreign leaders near Trump with WTF faces

  10. The eyes….

    – Trump looking into some inner fantasy known only to him that will surely involve golf and maybe his daughter,

    – Macron looking at some past glory days,

    – and Zelensky, looking at us, heavy with accusations.

  11. Nobody in this pic looks even remotely like he wants to be there.

  12. I guess for once Trump is being honest with his face, even if just to express how much he wants to go back to Mar-a-lago to eat nuggies and watch TV. Everyone else is clearly forcing smiles.

  13. It’s always interesting, how pouty and wannabe tough he looks, when meeting leaders of Democracies and happy when meeting with Dictators (well, Putin, mostly).

  14. At this point Europe needs to immediately hold covert meetings and agree to match any decrease in arms from US with an increase in arms to Ukraine.

    It is going to happen. There is no excuse to be caught flat footed. Do it now. Prepare accordingly. And execute promptly when it does happen. Because it will.

  15. It dosen’t matter if Donald Trump Said it or not, he is a total desaster anyway!
    🇩🇰🇺🇦🇪🇺

  16. Macron looks like a ventriloquist and Trump and Zelenskyi look like his puppets.

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