Dark Times ahead of europe

by L0rd0fTheC00kies

27 comments
  1. “Hey Janusz, how about you…”

    #

    **REMEMBER YOUR GUILT, HANS. WERE ARE MY REPERATIONS???**

  2. Don‘t worry guys, we‘ll keep telling you what to do ✌️

  3. >”We need France and Germany to tell us what to do”

    >-French and Germans

    >”France and Germany can’t tell us what to do”

    >-Everyone else

    There, i fixed it for you!

  4. There is no other choice Poland is our new leader! All hail hypno Żabka!

  5. glorious Portugal will lead us. They’re the most best at economies in the EU. Let’s go João

  6. Oh, if only you had some sort of island neighbour with a government stable due to holding a huge majority, who could step in and provide fatherly leadership in return for suitably generous trade terms.

  7. The only competent EU country will have to lead now:

    Luxemburg

  8. You know, this seems the right time to beat the clown allegations.

    It’s time, my PIGS comrades, that WE became the masters of Europe.

    It’s time that Pierre becomes Gallus and Hans bacone Geronimo

    It’s finally our time to shin–

    * Italian Government collapse noise in the distance *

  9. Good. It’s a union, not an extension of Pierreland or Hans Reich.

  10. It Is time for the glorious Balkans to lead.

    We just need to figure out how to make a stable government, but after that we will be unstoppable.

  11. This was all part of the Brexit 100 year plan, they will start colonising the EU mainland and spreading Islam any day now

  12. Sounds like the perfect time to host another Congress of Vienna. Everybody, gather at Schönbrunn, weeks and weeks of partying and Walzer are ahead of you!

  13. Allright guys, sure. But in turn we request reunification with Flanders, our grandfathers’ bikes to be returned and acknowledgement that Germany in fact stole the world cup from us in 1974.

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