>”We need France and Germany to tell us what to do”
>-French and Germans
>”France and Germany can’t tell us what to do”
>-Everyone else
There, i fixed it for you!
There is no other choice Poland is our new leader! All hail hypno Żabka!
glorious Portugal will lead us. They’re the most best at economies in the EU. Let’s go João
Oh, if only you had some sort of island neighbour with a government stable due to holding a huge majority, who could step in and provide fatherly leadership in return for suitably generous trade terms.
The only competent EU country will have to lead now:
Luxemburg
You know, this seems the right time to beat the clown allegations.
It’s time, my PIGS comrades, that WE became the masters of Europe.
It’s time that Pierre becomes Gallus and Hans bacone Geronimo
It’s finally our time to shin–
* Italian Government collapse noise in the distance *
Mommy and Daddy are busy. Amuse yourselves ok.
Good. It’s a union, not an extension of Pierreland or Hans Reich.
It Is time for the glorious Balkans to lead.
We just need to figure out how to make a stable government, but after that we will be unstoppable.
Sounds like the perfect time to host another Congress of Vienna. Everybody, gather at Schönbrunn, weeks and weeks of partying and Walzer are ahead of you!
Allright guys, sure. But in turn we request reunification with Flanders, our grandfathers’ bikes to be returned and acknowledgement that Germany in fact stole the world cup from us in 1974.
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“Hey Janusz, how about you…”
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**REMEMBER YOUR GUILT, HANS. WERE ARE MY REPERATIONS???**
Don‘t worry guys, we‘ll keep telling you what to do ✌️
Time for Luigi to make his grand return.
Don’t worry, we’ll lead.
Everyone to sleep, now!
At last, a time for Luigi to shine
Ok Luxemburg, your time to shine is finally here!
not as bad as you all think
https://preview.redd.it/3s3iketm6g5e1.png?width=491&format=png&auto=webp&s=da5fc57b54cdd7d26b5521e9b57180a06b1b5bf5
There’s only one natural leader
>”We need France and Germany to tell us what to do”
>-French and Germans
>”France and Germany can’t tell us what to do”
>-Everyone else
There, i fixed it for you!
There is no other choice Poland is our new leader! All hail hypno Żabka!
glorious Portugal will lead us. They’re the most best at economies in the EU. Let’s go João
Oh, if only you had some sort of island neighbour with a government stable due to holding a huge majority, who could step in and provide fatherly leadership in return for suitably generous trade terms.
The only competent EU country will have to lead now:
Luxemburg
You know, this seems the right time to beat the clown allegations.
It’s time, my PIGS comrades, that WE became the masters of Europe.
It’s time that Pierre becomes Gallus and Hans bacone Geronimo
It’s finally our time to shin–
* Italian Government collapse noise in the distance *
Mommy and Daddy are busy. Amuse yourselves ok.
Good. It’s a union, not an extension of Pierreland or Hans Reich.
It Is time for the glorious Balkans to lead.
We just need to figure out how to make a stable government, but after that we will be unstoppable.
Looking for me, signore?
https://preview.redd.it/gvk5tsi6gg5e1.jpeg?width=1168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=622a5879d62abd690ebcafddc4fc1a9cbe01b509
This was all part of the Brexit 100 year plan, they will start colonising the EU mainland and spreading Islam any day now
I have a solution, but it requiers your money
The next biggest EU country is politically quite stable for once. I wonder why they’re not considering that?
https://preview.redd.it/uvpsq5h3jg5e1.png?width=768&format=png&auto=webp&s=862444e13bc602be30bb4094fdd3ef38ec710e6a
Sounds like the perfect time to host another Congress of Vienna. Everybody, gather at Schönbrunn, weeks and weeks of partying and Walzer are ahead of you!
Hi son, we’re back with the milk.
https://preview.redd.it/p44vmqaoai5e1.jpeg?width=1166&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f346a565862c96abc80b99b494f6cb8ee7835f9
Hey, what about Polish-paneuropean Commonwealth??
Allright guys, sure. But in turn we request reunification with Flanders, our grandfathers’ bikes to be returned and acknowledgement that Germany in fact stole the world cup from us in 1974.
PIGS w?
I vote for Mario
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