Oh yeah the light has been going for a while. Seen stickers advertising them around Belfast, always tear them down. Covid deniers, holocaust deniers, etc. Awful.
It’s what happens when you have enough money to print your symptoms in a newspaper rather than write them on your car in permanent marker.
The problem is that war is being wages in many of those things. But it’s being waged by the sort of greedy corporatism bastards who encourage this sort of conspiracy-mongering to distract people’s attention away from them
The best part is ‘doctor turned filmmaker’ rather than ‘doctor struck off and force to grift’.
I actually spoke to my (Muslim) barber yesterday after seeing a stack of The Light papers in his waiting area.
He had no idea what they were and said a woman leaves them in each month. He was proper furious when I told him what they are. Given their anti-muslim stances you’d wonder what goes through the head of the woman leaving them in.
Heard of it. Never seen a copy.
I’m pretty sure there’s an Irish version (maybe independent) as well as a British one… great for us all here, so the conspiracy folk can pick their poision to suit their other preferences.
The Shite. There. Fixed it for you
The people this applies to wouldn’t have the capacity to read all this.
Needs more pictures
After reading those articles

Actually minds me of the time I was ambushed by a few nutters outside QUB after a night out. They gave me some similar ‘literature’ and a DVD summary of this malarkey. Ended up watching it on edibles and it was the funniest shit ever
Wait…..wind turbines are actually made of steel? But THEY said they were made from WIND!? It doesn’t make sense Stephen. It’s smokey bacon crisps all over again.
Stocked up with fun little diagrams, to hold the attention of the absolute children in their targeted audience
Jesus that last page is pure fucking slop. So many words to say absolutely fuck all.
To be fair to the chippy, that looks perfect for wrapping chips in.
There’s this new age “crystals-can-protect-you-from-bad-vibes-and-AIDS” place in Newry that has them outside on their rack.
You see them handing this out on Saturday afternoons at the front of city hall – properly deranged people experiencing the rush of “secret knowledge” that cloaks all conspiracy theorists but is actually a mild or early symptom of psychosis or schizophrenia.
It’s sad really, they do really believe this stuff, if you need a way to help you empathize, what they experience is similar to how in your dreams you might “know” something crazy, like, “my boss is also my PE teacher and I’m late for school” kind of stuff.
Ah yes, interview with Andrew Wakefield the disgraced doctor and fraudster who spread utter bullshit about vaccines and Autism, top tier journalism that.
Great paper , Spread the word 👏👏👏.
Andrew Wakefield?!!! Fu-hucking ell
It’s been going for a while.
Someone used to leave a stack of them in the newspaper section of our local Tesco, and I always enjoyed telling the staff so they could bin the lot.
Meh, I’ve seen crazier.
I’m stunned that we’re on issue 51 and the subjects are what they are. There has to be repetition, right? There surely aren’t 50 more full issues worth of other fantasy delusions, are there?
God, I have a friend, an American girl who I used to work with, who has fallen into all of this massively.
She’s married to a Mexican immigrant, has a kid with health needs that she relies on Medicare for, and used to be a typical woowoo hippy. But now, because of unhinged nonsense like this, she voted Trump, saying things like ‘you don’t understand, there’s too many immigrants here’ and ‘They need to get rid of Obamacare and put more money into medicare’ (which are the same thing). She celebrated that Kennedy Jr guy who hasn’t washed his hands in ten years getting in because ‘he’s going to stick it to all those autism causing vaccine people’.
She was formerly an educated, well rounded person, and how she’s fallen for all this shite, I do not know
We got them through the door in Stirling too. They are fleecing the people subscribing to them and purchase vast numbers to share “the word”.
My neighbour gives my granny this shit.
That would look just perfect scrunched up covered in grease
Mate that’s the shitest looking comic I’ve ever seen… Where dafuq is the hulk n spidey mawn n hing?
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This is Gemma O’ Doherty’s last remaining Echo Chamber
I saw this absolute rag in a vape shop once before. It’s basically The Daily Mail for even further right wing maniacs
View full pdf [here](https://thelightpaper.co.uk/assets/pdf/Light-51-Nov-24-Web-Final.pdf)
Oh yeah the light has been going for a while. Seen stickers advertising them around Belfast, always tear them down. Covid deniers, holocaust deniers, etc. Awful.
It’s what happens when you have enough money to print your symptoms in a newspaper rather than write them on your car in permanent marker.
The problem is that war is being wages in many of those things. But it’s being waged by the sort of greedy corporatism bastards who encourage this sort of conspiracy-mongering to distract people’s attention away from them
The best part is ‘doctor turned filmmaker’ rather than ‘doctor struck off and force to grift’.
I actually spoke to my (Muslim) barber yesterday after seeing a stack of The Light papers in his waiting area.
He had no idea what they were and said a woman leaves them in each month. He was proper furious when I told him what they are. Given their anti-muslim stances you’d wonder what goes through the head of the woman leaving them in.
Heard of it. Never seen a copy.
I’m pretty sure there’s an Irish version (maybe independent) as well as a British one… great for us all here, so the conspiracy folk can pick their poision to suit their other preferences.
The Shite. There. Fixed it for you
The people this applies to wouldn’t have the capacity to read all this.
Needs more pictures
After reading those articles

Actually minds me of the time I was ambushed by a few nutters outside QUB after a night out. They gave me some similar ‘literature’ and a DVD summary of this malarkey. Ended up watching it on edibles and it was the funniest shit ever
Wait…..wind turbines are actually made of steel? But THEY said they were made from WIND!? It doesn’t make sense Stephen. It’s smokey bacon crisps all over again.
Stocked up with fun little diagrams, to hold the attention of the absolute children in their targeted audience
Jesus that last page is pure fucking slop. So many words to say absolutely fuck all.
To be fair to the chippy, that looks perfect for wrapping chips in.
There’s this new age “crystals-can-protect-you-from-bad-vibes-and-AIDS” place in Newry that has them outside on their rack.
You see them handing this out on Saturday afternoons at the front of city hall – properly deranged people experiencing the rush of “secret knowledge” that cloaks all conspiracy theorists but is actually a mild or early symptom of psychosis or schizophrenia.
It’s sad really, they do really believe this stuff, if you need a way to help you empathize, what they experience is similar to how in your dreams you might “know” something crazy, like, “my boss is also my PE teacher and I’m late for school” kind of stuff.
Ah yes, interview with Andrew Wakefield the disgraced doctor and fraudster who spread utter bullshit about vaccines and Autism, top tier journalism that.
Great paper , Spread the word 👏👏👏.
Andrew Wakefield?!!! Fu-hucking ell
It’s been going for a while.
Someone used to leave a stack of them in the newspaper section of our local Tesco, and I always enjoyed telling the staff so they could bin the lot.
Meh, I’ve seen crazier.
I’m stunned that we’re on issue 51 and the subjects are what they are. There has to be repetition, right? There surely aren’t 50 more full issues worth of other fantasy delusions, are there?
God, I have a friend, an American girl who I used to work with, who has fallen into all of this massively.
She’s married to a Mexican immigrant, has a kid with health needs that she relies on Medicare for, and used to be a typical woowoo hippy. But now, because of unhinged nonsense like this, she voted Trump, saying things like ‘you don’t understand, there’s too many immigrants here’ and ‘They need to get rid of Obamacare and put more money into medicare’ (which are the same thing). She celebrated that Kennedy Jr guy who hasn’t washed his hands in ten years getting in because ‘he’s going to stick it to all those autism causing vaccine people’.
She was formerly an educated, well rounded person, and how she’s fallen for all this shite, I do not know
We got them through the door in Stirling too. They are fleecing the people subscribing to them and purchase vast numbers to share “the word”.
My neighbour gives my granny this shit.
That would look just perfect scrunched up covered in grease
Mate that’s the shitest looking comic I’ve ever seen… Where dafuq is the hulk n spidey mawn n hing?
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