Satire*

Posted by TheMemeWarVeteran

10 comments
  1. Why would he accept a demotion from his current position of puppet master?

  2. If we let Putin be president, we would save money because we got rid of a middleman. The Department of government efficiency should look into this

  3. Assad might be easier to get since he doesn’t have a job anymore.

  4. Hardest part to believe is part about going to rehab

  5. Why stop at collusion when you can go full co-management? Next up, Kim Jong-un as Secretary of Education—because who better to teach loyalty than a guy with a family disownment policy written in bullets.

    You just know Trump would sell it to his base like this: ‘North Korea is the best state. A perfect state. They don’t have elections, and they love me.’

  6. Henry Kissinger set the standard for a foreign-born high-level cabinet member. And got a Nobel Peace Prize. Or as we said at the time, irony is dead.

  7. Better skip the confirmation hearings and waive security clearance reviews.

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