If you wanted your score, you shouldn’t have tampered with the machine
Would you tamper a car?
Anyone withdrawing cash in 2024 should be considered dubious…
I like how cash is written in the style of “This is the one thing we didn’t want to happen”
It’s been fucking years since I used a cash point. I’d forgotten how 90s they look.
Did you shake it like the coin drop machine at the mop fair?
Bloody cash machines. I took out a tenner today and pressed “cash with receipt” by accident. Thought instead of getting mad at myself, I didn’t check my balance after all so I can see what I’ve got left in there. Silver linings and that. Receipt comes out, I grab it, the fucker was blank.
Might not be you it’s accusing, couldn’t be a scanner on the card reader. I always give them a quick wobble before I put my card in.
Unless we’ve both been at the same machine the one I went to at 4pm said the same thing
Hate it when Ass To Mouth service is suspended because of suspected tampering!
Bit accusatory – customers don’t tamper, thieves do
I was in Kirkcaldy on the weekend and needed some extra cash for a motorbike. Tried the ATMs and honestly went through 4 different ATMs all with this message on them, before I found one I could use. And yes, I have the card slot a wobble, swept for camera at the top of the machine, checked the keypad wouldn’t pry off etc before I used it!
Jeez I can’t even remember the last time I saw one of those things up close. The only cash I ever have is from Xmas cards or customer xmas tips from the delivery job.
OP, did you prod it with an accusing finger? Machines have feelings too. They constantly give, but get nothing back in return, not even a tip!
But did you want it for free?
CASH cASH caSH CAsH cash
Apparently if you stick a knife in the slot and wiggle it right, you can get a free call home like an 80s phone box
Tilt?
I work on ATMs. Maybe or not be for this company. It’s an easy fix. Often people put nectar cards even train tickets through the machines. The amount of gym cards I’ve seen is mental.
The machine only recognises bank cards so if it is out of service either someone is on the other side of it or they will be soon as someone has been a mong.
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Straight to jail, do not collect £20.00
If you wanted your score, you shouldn’t have tampered with the machine
Would you tamper a car?
Anyone withdrawing cash in 2024 should be considered dubious…
I like how cash is written in the style of “This is the one thing we didn’t want to happen”
It’s been fucking years since I used a cash point. I’d forgotten how 90s they look.
Did you shake it like the coin drop machine at the mop fair?
Bloody cash machines. I took out a tenner today and pressed “cash with receipt” by accident. Thought instead of getting mad at myself, I didn’t check my balance after all so I can see what I’ve got left in there. Silver linings and that. Receipt comes out, I grab it, the fucker was blank.
Might not be you it’s accusing, couldn’t be a scanner on the card reader. I always give them a quick wobble before I put my card in.
Unless we’ve both been at the same machine the one I went to at 4pm said the same thing
Hate it when Ass To Mouth service is suspended because of suspected tampering!
Bit accusatory – customers don’t tamper, thieves do
I was in Kirkcaldy on the weekend and needed some extra cash for a motorbike. Tried the ATMs and honestly went through 4 different ATMs all with this message on them, before I found one I could use. And yes, I have the card slot a wobble, swept for camera at the top of the machine, checked the keypad wouldn’t pry off etc before I used it!
Jeez I can’t even remember the last time I saw one of those things up close. The only cash I ever have is from Xmas cards or customer xmas tips from the delivery job.
OP, did you prod it with an accusing finger? Machines have feelings too. They constantly give, but get nothing back in return, not even a tip!
But did you want it for free?
CASH cASH caSH CAsH cash
Apparently if you stick a knife in the slot and wiggle it right, you can get a free call home like an 80s phone box
Tilt?
I work on ATMs. Maybe or not be for this company. It’s an easy fix. Often people put nectar cards even train tickets through the machines. The amount of gym cards I’ve seen is mental.
The machine only recognises bank cards so if it is out of service either someone is on the other side of it or they will be soon as someone has been a mong.
What she gonna look like with a chimney on her?
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