Dermot there just channeling my dad’s energy but with less humour.
Why the fuck is this shit on this morning?
Why did she say “for men…or anyone with a penis”
Weirdly, This Morning has always done this. When I was off school occasionally, I would be watching it and suddenly everything was about dildos. It’s genuinely how I learned of their existence. So so strange.
I don’t care who you are, buying anal toys in Sainsbury’s is spicy af
Doesn’t really seem like a topic for this morning tbf. Kinda wild.
He didn’t really say much.
Is nothing sacred anymore?
Is there anything Lizzy Cundie won’t do?
That black one looks like you’d have to kickstart it like a vintage motorcycle, both of which also probably run of the same two-stroke fuel…
That egg-shaped one for penises looks very much like TENGA eggs, which are bloody expensive for what is effectively a one-use posh wank.
So I’ve heard.
Did Dermott say “for a wank?”
This is fucking hilarious
I want to watch Liz Cundy critique sex toys as a regular show
Netflix , sign that shit up
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I think Alison is great and funny af
Dermot there just channeling my dad’s energy but with less humour.
Why the fuck is this shit on this morning?
Why did she say “for men…or anyone with a penis”
Weirdly, This Morning has always done this. When I was off school occasionally, I would be watching it and suddenly everything was about dildos. It’s genuinely how I learned of their existence. So so strange.
I don’t care who you are, buying anal toys in Sainsbury’s is spicy af
Doesn’t really seem like a topic for this morning tbf. Kinda wild.
He didn’t really say much.
Is nothing sacred anymore?
Is there anything Lizzy Cundie won’t do?
That black one looks like you’d have to kickstart it like a vintage motorcycle, both of which also probably run of the same two-stroke fuel…
That egg-shaped one for penises looks very much like TENGA eggs, which are bloody expensive for what is effectively a one-use posh wank.
So I’ve heard.
Did Dermott say “for a wank?”
This is fucking hilarious
I want to watch Liz Cundy critique sex toys as a regular show
Netflix , sign that shit up
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