Question: When you decided that you’re going to eat all your advent calendar in one go, should you still do it in order??

by 420Eski-Grim

28 comments

  1. Around about Christmas Day when I realise I’ve forgotten. I’ve only remembered to eat 2/9 so far this year.

  2. Of course. What kind of heathen do you take me for?!

  3. 100%. I’m breaking procedure, but I’m not a fucking animal. They’re getting eaten in order and I WILL ENJOY… the 24th chocolate regardless.

  5. Im thinking may as well go in for Xmas day and work backwards 🤷🏼‍♀️

  8. Of course you should, the Lord Jesus Christ would not approve if you didn’t…

  9. Yes. You’re just doing it on fast forward, 25x >>.

    Reminds me of when I was in primary school, my friend and I took the advent calendar, ate all the chocolates, and then hid in the toilets.

    Got sent to the headteacher and we had to replace the advent calendars.

    I never did become a master criminal unfortunately.

  11. Was there ever a big 25th Christmas Day chocolate in the advent calendar or am I making that up? I could have sworn there was years ago.

  12. Amateur! Everyone knows you carefully open the top of the calendar, slide out the tray inside with all the chocolates in, eat the chocolates, then slide the tray back in and do the top back up. That way none of the doors are opened and the crime is undetected.

  13. Of course, I mean you’re not completely devoid of class are you!

  14. Absolutely. We live in a society with rules for the good of all. I, for one, will not lower myself to break this social contract.

  15. You should always eat it in order, that’s the law, also I have that exact advent calendar!

  16. I don’t have an advent calendar. But I’ll eat my chocolate crispy cake in one go out of solidarity

  17. Nah man you leave the doors sealed open the bottom and slide out the plastic insert munch away then slide it back in. In the morning go open your daily choccy and watch the look on your sisters face when she opens hers

  19. Not that it matters but the last 4 Ive have eaten yes

  20. I rip the front off, spill them on the table, and shovel handfuls into my mouth.

    Fuck advent, fuck Christmas, gimme chocolate now.

  21. Nah. I just ripped the front and the tinfoil off and dropped all the chocolates out into a bowl.

  23. Are you a monster! Of course it has to be eaten in order, what is the world coming to?

  25. Me and my mates worked in the local Kwiksave when we were in sixth form. One year, they reduced the advent calendars to 50p each one as soon as we hit 2nd December. I think we each ate a full calendar per shift after that until all were gone!

    …and yes we ate them in numerical order because although we were awful gluttons, we weren’t fucking animals.

  27. I don’t because I have a semblance of self control lmao.

  28. If you eat it early you don’t get Christmas.

    It’s a HORRIFIC thing to do.

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