Anyone who gets marked incorrect for ticking C is more equipped to deal with life in the UK than the person who wrote the bloody question.
C
Definitely C. But the answer should be “Ignoring your neighbours except 1-2 awkward encounters per year”
None of the above
C – Which coincidentally is the start of the word most used to describe them when you do eventually meet them.
C is actually incorrect. When it comes to neighbours, what you’re supposed to do is engage in petty squabbles about parking spaces.
I have a preferred football team that I say I support if I ever get into any conversations with football people.
Jesus, I’ve been British all my life but now I think I’m not.
I did this test. The correct answer is B, even though C is the reality.
Even as someone who is born and bred British and has lived in the UK all my life, I couldn’t pass that test.
But the answer is C.
D) all of the above
It’s obviously C.
If it’s multiple answers, all apart from B
Gotta be C as I actively go out of my way to avoid interaction with my neighbours.
Maybe I should question my own citizenship 😂
I’m guessing “participation in community life” will be the right answer, even though its totally wrong.
C > A > D > B
In what way does this help anyone integrate? I think the idea is a noble one but the execution is terrible!
The answer is C but like most of these stupid things we all have to pretend it’s B
Fishy Friday, It’s been emedded in me every Friday we eat fish 🐠
I like a chippy on a Friday while I watch the footy and wish I had a detached house so I don’t have to hear my neighbours.
I don’t like participating in the community, ew.
This is why these tests are so shit. The answer is obviously *supposed* to be B. But any actual English person would tick the other 3 first.
i found up north fish friday was a massive thing, less so in other areas.
a) should say rugby if you’re in wales 🙂
my Neighboouuuuuuuuuurrrrrss
only find time to speak to me or be polite when
i
– get a new car
-new driveway
-new windows
-new fence
-big items delivered
-new anything
-go on holiday…this 1 kills him, because im retired
(early, aged 38)
and he makes lil digs when on the rare occasion he speaks to me
“must he nice” “weird how you can afford X-Y-Z and not be in work
Which i correct every time
“no no, im retired,….i wont be returning to work ever
*big smile @ him*
new windows 5 weeks ago,…he was str8 out asking the installers how much they cost etc etc.
(installer playd the game and said i won the windows in a competition!!! (gary you legend)
im getting solar installed in the spring, a full roofs worth,..hes gna cry.
guys a weirdo.
other neiiiigghhhbooouuurrrsss are great…whole street.
hes just,..
..hmmmm
A, C, and D for me.
B is the idyllic answer but the other three are more common!
The answer is clearly B. It’s a common sense question
Why is there not an ‘all of the above’ option?
The answer is B.. only because I’ve sat so many of these sorts of post-course quizzes at work. There is an absolute in the question and the correct response will either be the vaguest most non-committal / middle-of-the road answer or something undeniably specific. Because it’s tricky to tell what’s right, the answer is the vague one.
I sat the test a number of years ago.
Before the test, a guy was telling me how foolish I’d been as I should have used the online tests that he had done as he would be ready for everything and I had only read the official book.
Test was pretty straightforward without anything quirky. Online tests guy failed.
If you’re going to attempt this test, ignore the online crap and use the official resources.
B because it’s the most “I’m a good immigrant” answer
They should have a meta-question – what would no British person ever tick on this quiz?
I often wonder if the people who came up with this test were on drugs.
B was accidentally cut short. It should have read “Ignoring your neighbours, but then watching them from behind the curtains.”
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The answer is clearly C.
C
Anyone who gets marked incorrect for ticking C is more equipped to deal with life in the UK than the person who wrote the bloody question.
C
Definitely C. But the answer should be “Ignoring your neighbours except 1-2 awkward encounters per year”
None of the above
C – Which coincidentally is the start of the word most used to describe them when you do eventually meet them.
C is actually incorrect. When it comes to neighbours, what you’re supposed to do is engage in petty squabbles about parking spaces.
I have a preferred football team that I say I support if I ever get into any conversations with football people.
Jesus, I’ve been British all my life but now I think I’m not.
I did this test. The correct answer is B, even though C is the reality.
Even as someone who is born and bred British and has lived in the UK all my life, I couldn’t pass that test.
But the answer is C.
D) all of the above
It’s obviously C.
If it’s multiple answers, all apart from B
Gotta be C as I actively go out of my way to avoid interaction with my neighbours.
Maybe I should question my own citizenship 😂
I’m guessing “participation in community life” will be the right answer, even though its totally wrong.
C > A > D > B
In what way does this help anyone integrate? I think the idea is a noble one but the execution is terrible!
The answer is C but like most of these stupid things we all have to pretend it’s B
Fishy Friday, It’s been emedded in me every Friday we eat fish 🐠
I like a chippy on a Friday while I watch the footy and wish I had a detached house so I don’t have to hear my neighbours.
I don’t like participating in the community, ew.
This is why these tests are so shit. The answer is obviously *supposed* to be B. But any actual English person would tick the other 3 first.
i found up north fish friday was a massive thing, less so in other areas.
a) should say rugby if you’re in wales 🙂
my Neighboouuuuuuuuuurrrrrss
only find time to speak to me or be polite when
i
– get a new car
-new driveway
-new windows
-new fence
-big items delivered
-new anything
-go on holiday…this 1 kills him, because im retired
(early, aged 38)
and he makes lil digs when on the rare occasion he speaks to me
“must he nice” “weird how you can afford X-Y-Z and not be in work
Which i correct every time
“no no, im retired,….i wont be returning to work ever
*big smile @ him*
new windows 5 weeks ago,…he was str8 out asking the installers how much they cost etc etc.
(installer playd the game and said i won the windows in a competition!!! (gary you legend)
im getting solar installed in the spring, a full roofs worth,..hes gna cry.
guys a weirdo.
other neiiiigghhhbooouuurrrsss are great…whole street.
hes just,..
..hmmmm
A, C, and D for me.
B is the idyllic answer but the other three are more common!
The answer is clearly B. It’s a common sense question
Why is there not an ‘all of the above’ option?
The answer is B.. only because I’ve sat so many of these sorts of post-course quizzes at work. There is an absolute in the question and the correct response will either be the vaguest most non-committal / middle-of-the road answer or something undeniably specific. Because it’s tricky to tell what’s right, the answer is the vague one.
I sat the test a number of years ago.
Before the test, a guy was telling me how foolish I’d been as I should have used the online tests that he had done as he would be ready for everything and I had only read the official book.
Test was pretty straightforward without anything quirky. Online tests guy failed.
If you’re going to attempt this test, ignore the online crap and use the official resources.
B because it’s the most “I’m a good immigrant” answer
They should have a meta-question – what would no British person ever tick on this quiz?
I often wonder if the people who came up with this test were on drugs.
B was accidentally cut short. It should have read “Ignoring your neighbours, but then watching them from behind the curtains.”
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