Italians should probably avoid Morrison’s for a while.

by mutanthands

39 comments

  4. Might not be authentic but after a few pints I would smash that like a crack addled toddler

  6. That is just all kinds of wrong.

    I was thinking it was a cookie base, and was pretty disgusted but, no, it’s an actual pizza base with soft cheese and then that sweet shit thrown on top?!

    Straight to jail.

  7. They’re not very nice. Better off getting a big fucking cookie thing.

  8. Reminds me of the late 80s when Asda sold a Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles branded chocolate & marshmallow pizza.

  9. my local takeaway does a chocolate pizza. I may have partaken a few times.

  10. Like they aren’t offended by all the other “pizza” we sell anyway?

  12. I think Italians would have a fit if they saw the regular pizzas

  13. Sometimes I forget weed isn’t legal in Britain because clearly some of yous are getting your hands on it.

  16. Where I live in Italy (Piemonte) lots of pizzerias do sweet pizzas, usually with Nutella, white chocolate or pistachio spread. So this might not be too upsetting

  20. Ah yes, let’s think of more ways to ingest mountains of carbs.

    You may as well just inject the fat straight into your arse at this point.

  21. I used to work with some Italians who would talk about Nutella pizza so anything is an option I guess, even pineapple (or potato on Roman style pizza with no cheese).

  23. I had chocolate pizza in an italian restaurant in italy in like 2008.

  24. I bought one of these as a bit of a joke, it was bloody lovely.

  27. And people think me liking ham and pineapple is weird…

  28. Mummy I think I ate too many swe….eurghhhllglarglarghh

  35. Did anyone else think of that minigame from Club Penguin?

  36. *random American enters the chat*

    You guys know what S’mores are?

    Edit: clearly not. Reading that ingredient list is god damned horrifying.

  39. I’ve just had my tea but I would have a go at that right now!

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