I didn’t break Covid rules when kissing aide, says Matt Hancock

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  1. He wasn’t going to resign until people he respected contacted him directly to share their personal sacrifices? Nothing about his wife or kids. Nothing about the public. What a ~~Han~~cock

  2. Why is he still a thing? All these fucking politicians lie, steal, break rules and ‘resign’ (rather than having any actual consequences). And then weeks later they have a new job basically doing a similar thing where they can continue being corrupt and getting rich, with no consequences.

    He clearly broke rules, on top of making himself an even bigger national embarrassment.

    If this Pandemic taught me anything (although the Brexit vote basically taught me this, and the Pandemic just reinforced everything). That Tories are self interested, corrupt and will be lying 95% of the time.

    The joke goes ‘How do you know if a politician is lying? He opens his mouth…’ – and that is insanely true with this lot in charge.

  3. Here starts the slow backtracking so the Tories can quietly slide Matt into a backbench government role.

    His reward for taking the w*nk bullet for Boris.

  4. Nobody gives a fuuuck Wancock, you put the health of your libido and prioritised servicing your penis above doing the job you were elected to do.

    ….. Though its apparent you managed to maintain the standards and morality of what we’ve come to expect from a Tory MP.

  5. So the thing he resigned overwasn’t breaking the rules and it’s sort of timed so that he can creep back into jostling for position of the next Tory party leader?

  6. To be fair to Hancock, what he did was small change compared to regular Downing Street parties where I bet my life more than a little bit of snogging went on.

  7. He was proven to have done so as soon as the story broke though. He knows he did, however he is trying to see if it works for him as well as it did for Johnson with respect to Partygate.

  8. Er, yeah you did. And you embarrassed your own flesh and blood, poor fuckers, in front of the entire nation for a bit of slap and tickle. Shame on you: you lying, slimy, little turd.

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