Lieutenant Barry Titus reporting sir, propah brexit geezer ready to purge xenos and drink pints

by DogsOfWar2612

20 comments
  1. Barry Titus?

    That’s Lord Henry Eightus, slayer of the Xeno, purger of the Heretics and the instiller of fear into all those who oppose him!

  2. Propa Brexit Geezer live in the deck 8142, and they have seceded themselves of the Voidship Union, because they know the Geller Field is a hoax!

  3. Dark Angels are the Brits, space wolves are generic scandis, white scars are Hungarian, Germans are imperial fists, blood angels are Italian, salamanders are Portuguese, crimson fists are Spanish.

    The French can be the death guard because they smell.

  4. He’ll be in your neighborhood soon to plunge his flag into the soil!

  5. Fucking hell he should be trying to increase spice production on Arrakis with a chin like that.

  6. He’s gonna exterminate all those filthy xenos in Madrit that don’t speak propah english

  7. # In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war.

    It is the 41st Millennium.
    For more than a Hundred centuries, The Queen has sat immobile upon the Golden Throne of London. She is the Master of The Commonwealth by the will of God and Master of hundreds of cities by the might of her inexhaustible armies. She is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Brexit. She is the Carrion Lord of the Empire for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day by the [DWP](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Department_for_Work_and_Pensions), so that she may never truly die.

    Yet even in her deathless state, Her Majesty continues her eternal vigilance. Mighty Dreadnoughts of the Royal Navy cross the French infested miasma of the English Channel, the only route between distant colonies, their way lit by the Union Jack, the psychic manifestation of Her Majesty’s will. Vast armies give battle in her name on uncounted lands.

    https://preview.redd.it/6wq04z3uz06e1.jpeg?width=1848&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bd3afea78270b1a2cdeb6e2aac45744b5ff516f

  8. Blood puddin’ for the blood puddin’ god, simple as.

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