What’s going on in this house in Dumfries? Wrong answers only

by PitifulParfait

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  2. Someone took their freshly polished bald head out in the garden for a smoke

  3. Right, who’s mate really does have the sun shining out of his arse?

  4. See the way the street’s curved? That’s CERN’s backup particle accelerator.

  5. Looks like someone’s got an invite to Navids’ daughters wedding.

  8. >Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!? May I see it?

  11. Someone opened the golden teacake, they now own Tunnocks and have a piss stained, broken glass elevator that they’re storing their summer garden furniture in

  12. Someone’s smokin a mega vape n pointin it directly at the moon

  14. Tunnocks Factory rocking the filling before the chocolate goes on

  15. Someone’s looking for a top up of their gold and/or frankincense and/or myrrh.

  22. Aerial photo of He-man’s house after he once again heard Skeletor was up to no-good

  23. The very first glimmer of what will go on to be a huge Astrophage farm, which will then go on to fuel mankind’s passage to the stars, the immediate necessity of which was brought on by a Mass Extinction Event alarm, which was triggered by…The Astophage?

  24. this is what happens when yer wee bam shines a laser pen at an airplane

  26. The resurrection of christ. The apocalypse is near, but he’s just chilling in that house for a while first.

  27. Secret Jewish space laser warming up for Trumps inauguration.

  32. Everytime it’s a grey, shitty day it’s because these people are stealing all the sunlight

  33. Trying to get the Xmas decorations to be seen from space.

  36. First sustained matter antimatter reaction.

    Sure Zephram Cochraine broke the warp barrier, but the groundwork was done in Dumfries.

  38. Someone’s been invited to Navids daughters wedding

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