Is anyone else alarmed at the apparent rise in cases of micropenises in Ireland? Seeing a surge of these penile addendums around the place lately.

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1. Don’t be a hater. People have different tastes, doesn’t mean they’re some weird stereotype of an insecure man. Let people enjoy stuff.

2. They’re only 2.0 litres in fairness.

3. Honestly don’t know why people in Ireland feel the need to buy such massive cars. They’re not made for our roads

4. Fine pickup, don’t be a begrudger.

5. I’d love one of these and I have a massive penis.

6. It’s mostly farmers I see with these, they’re replacing their jeeps with pick ups.

7. Mother Earth called asking why would you need this when you live in Rathfarnham.

8. Not gonna lie.

   I kinda want a brodozer.

9. What you driving?

10. I’ll butcher this as we have no vehicles in our business, but they are the largest capacity you can get with a crew cab and still qualify for tax rebates (Someone with more knowledge of this can probably chime in). Hence, they are very popular with businesses, or so I’m led to believe.

    In short, they are popular as they are the most practical vehicle on the market that businesses can write off on tax.

11. My neighbour drives this one. But he is this car salesman. Probably doing not bad

12. If I could afford one I’d have one instantly tbh. I mean I’d say it’s a fucking nightmare to drive around most of our towns roads but still.

13. All cars are designed to appeal to women, not to men. They know this since the Ford Edsel disaster, when they tried to build a feminine car.

    Have a look at the centre of the grill, and have a guess why women hated them.

14. John Dutton style.