What a horrible day to have eyes. I just read Dutch.
Can you imagine “Grug” pronounced by a Dutchman?
Don’t tell them
Scary how “ejaculate deep in my cunt and make me” is perfectly understandable just from knowing english.
Dutch, man. 😭 I don’t understand it but I understand it.
pure poetry
Why do I understand this? Am I infected with Dutch? Send help.
I like how by the amount of memes in our language, you guys are slowly teaching yourselves dutch
EEN VAN ONS! EEN VAN ONS! EEN VAN ONS!
Every word of Dutch that I’ve read in my life was against my will
That’s really deep, literally
How is dutch a real language? It must be some social experience gone wrong.
But then the girl says that she likes abudul coz is funnier than u and is not autistic
Hitler ejaculerd wat nu?
Liefde is mooi ❤️
What a horrible day to have learned English and German
No one can tell the swamp monkeys don’t have an actual language they communicate by when noones listening.
It’s kinda hot. It’s like these videos you watch and afterwards think: Wtf why did I watch that?
This Grug dude has to be a proud member of the Scheveningsevliegdekschepenvereniging.
pretty sure i have heard this in 2 other languages i speak
yeah no, not that
i’m english we don’t say
“i love you”
we say
“I got a brand new combine harvester
An’ I’ll give you the key”
This person does not know how biology works, that’s for sure.
It really is the language of love, isn’t it?
Just their usual Daffy Duck shit.
I don’t even speak dutch and I understood the whole enchilada. Love it!
For the non-Dutch here “kont” and “pijpen” are false friends like burro for the Italians/Spaniards.
They don’t have sex-ed in the Netherlands it seems 😭😭😭
Something something… Ejaculate deep in my zwanger?
Yes, the Dutch people have the dumbest language per capita 👍
I think nowhere in Europe are women easier, boozier and rowdier than in Holland. We always say UK, but I think the average Dutch university town topples that.
Apparently, Grug doesn’t know how babies are made. Our education system is really failing.
I hate that i can somewhat understand this
To which the appropriate response is
G E J A C U L E E R D
I’m amazed that I actually understood that.
I don’t even speak dutch and understood it perfectly without translating
I mine øjne er du mine nætters stjerne
I soeak norwegian and german, I can read and understand written dutch and I don’t like it!
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What a beautiful language.
What a horrible day to have eyes. I just read Dutch.
Can you imagine “Grug” pronounced by a Dutchman?
Don’t tell them
Scary how “ejaculate deep in my cunt and make me” is perfectly understandable just from knowing english.
Dutch, man. 😭 I don’t understand it but I understand it.
pure poetry
Why do I understand this? Am I infected with Dutch? Send help.
I like how by the amount of memes in our language, you guys are slowly teaching yourselves dutch
EEN VAN ONS! EEN VAN ONS! EEN VAN ONS!
Every word of Dutch that I’ve read in my life was against my will
That’s really deep, literally
How is dutch a real language? It must be some social experience gone wrong.
But then the girl says that she likes abudul coz is funnier than u and is not autistic
Hitler ejaculerd wat nu?
Liefde is mooi ❤️
What a horrible day to have learned English and German
No one can tell the swamp monkeys don’t have an actual language they communicate by when noones listening.
It’s kinda hot. It’s like these videos you watch and afterwards think: Wtf why did I watch that?
This Grug dude has to be a proud member of the Scheveningsevliegdekschepenvereniging.
pretty sure i have heard this in 2 other languages i speak
yeah no, not that
i’m english we don’t say
“i love you”
we say
“I got a brand new combine harvester
An’ I’ll give you the key”
This person does not know how biology works, that’s for sure.
It really is the language of love, isn’t it?
Just their usual Daffy Duck shit.
I don’t even speak dutch and I understood the whole enchilada. Love it!
For the non-Dutch here “kont” and “pijpen” are false friends like burro for the Italians/Spaniards.
They don’t have sex-ed in the Netherlands it seems 😭😭😭
Something something… Ejaculate deep in my zwanger?
Yes, the Dutch people have the dumbest language per capita 👍
I think nowhere in Europe are women easier, boozier and rowdier than in Holland. We always say UK, but I think the average Dutch university town topples that.
Apparently, Grug doesn’t know how babies are made. Our education system is really failing.
I hate that i can somewhat understand this
To which the appropriate response is
G E J A C U L E E R D
I’m amazed that I actually understood that.
I don’t even speak dutch and understood it perfectly without translating
I mine øjne er du mine nætters stjerne
I soeak norwegian and german, I can read and understand written dutch and I don’t like it!
The true language of love
Come again?
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