Patiently awaiting Outkast’s next record, ATHLiens.
Apparently at the moment there is a swarm of UFO’s over the east coast of America that is being monitored by a fleet of government drones.
How can I study to be this UFO expert?
This the same ufo expert who “found” that hole in the beach during the summer?
Any self-respecting alien would nope the fuck out of Athlone as soon as they got through the portal
I knew there was something not quite right about Athlone.
Well, I never
I could hook up with Sabrina Carpenter
At this point an alien invasion wouldn’t even crack the top 500 things that would give me anxiety. I wish they’d stop edging us and just get on with it
I’ve been to Athlone. I think it might already have started.
Pat McDonagh has already put in for planning at the Portal Plaza
The word “expert” is doing some heavy lifting in this article…
Is this the same guy who found a meteor on Sutton Beach🤣
Class. Can they bring snacks? Do they like pints?
Coincidentally my pet name for your mums fanny was the Athlone Portal as a whole army had come through it
They forgot to mention:
“After speaking with us, Mr. Nally returned to huffing glue in his shed.”
My grandmother was from outside of Athlone, in Lissanode . She is dead now, but thank God she got out in time….
Gave up when I saw. Expert” and “Portal”
If we could get the Aliens to also open a portal in Wales also would that mean I might get my Amazon delivery before Christmas?
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The word “could” is doing a lot of the heavy lifting in that sentence.
We need to nuke Athlone.
Everyone knows the portal is actually under Birr.
Not again.
Yeah, I seen the hoarding up around golden Island alright.
They won’t look out of place in athlone anyway
Might be an expert in UFOs, but definitely not [web design](https://www.angelfire.com/weird2/upri/copy_of_index.html).
Sean’s bar is my guess as the portal. They’ll have done their research surely?
Personally, I’m waiting for the solstice sun to finally trigger the Newgrange teleport facility, and light our way to the stars.
Sadly, the Tuatha dé Danann forgot that this was Ireland, so it was going to be cloudy for several thousand years.
Phone home
Dude is off his rocker. Everyone knows the interdimensional portal is in limerick junction.
Irish UFO magazine from 1976 on https://www.reddit.com/r/IrishHistory/s/NszsaKz7C9
Patiently awaiting Outkast’s next record, ATHLiens.
Apparently at the moment there is a swarm of UFO’s over the east coast of America that is being monitored by a fleet of government drones.
How can I study to be this UFO expert?
This the same ufo expert who “found” that hole in the beach during the summer?
Any self-respecting alien would nope the fuck out of Athlone as soon as they got through the portal
I knew there was something not quite right about Athlone.
Well, I never
I could hook up with Sabrina Carpenter
At this point an alien invasion wouldn’t even crack the top 500 things that would give me anxiety. I wish they’d stop edging us and just get on with it
I’ve been to Athlone. I think it might already have started.
Pat McDonagh has already put in for planning at the Portal Plaza
The word “expert” is doing some heavy lifting in this article…
Is this the same guy who found a meteor on Sutton Beach🤣
Class. Can they bring snacks? Do they like pints?
Coincidentally my pet name for your mums fanny was the Athlone Portal as a whole army had come through it
They forgot to mention:
“After speaking with us, Mr. Nally returned to huffing glue in his shed.”
My grandmother was from outside of Athlone, in Lissanode . She is dead now, but thank God she got out in time….
Gave up when I saw. Expert” and “Portal”
If we could get the Aliens to also open a portal in Wales also would that mean I might get my Amazon delivery before Christmas?
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