It’s honestly not as bad as you think. After one year of psychotherapy, two years tops, the nightmares and flashbacks will become far less frequent, and more manageable when they do occur.
Many people visit Belgium and go on to lead mostly normal lives afterwards.
Don’t forget to freeze your sperm cells before you go.

Great opportunity to appreciate the goods things you have.
If you drive fast enough you can skip half of the potholes
Just use a motorcycle. Much easier to fall, forget why you are there, and come back home
Remember kids, if you find white powder in Belgium, dont eat it. Its not heroine, its a Hans’s spine
You complain when crossing our country goes too fast, but then you grumble when we put obstacles in the way. You have to know what you want in the end, for God’s sake.
I feel you. The other day I signed a document which included the words “This Agreement is governed by Belgian law. Belgian Courts will be solely competent to deal with any disputes to the present agreement”.
*Shudders*
Don’t worry Jan. Everyone has to experience what happens when you want to go through Belgium. That’s why we are using proper vehicles now when we attempt to do that.
Never been more frightened for my life than on the Antwerp ring road
Turn back! No man has to suffer through with that.
We are trying to stop you from going to France. Nobody aknowledges our sacrifies to try to protect (swamp) germans from reaching this godforsaken place.
You going to fr*nce?
Nothing is as bad as the Polish roads not paid by the EU. I am in India right now and yet I would rate Polish roads worse.
There is a road in Northumbria that runs up and over a series of very steep hills. If you keep your foot on the accelerator you can actually go flying over and the other side.
This is what I imagine driving over Belgium feels like.
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With the right gear even a drive through belgium can be fun
https://preview.redd.it/gojfvneqsk7e1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e6a4e7e5cef623351d9b9b6ed3d66baf6a6a25d
https://preview.redd.it/h2z0lpaitk7e1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=02cfa8e25ead93269eb15d361046d275baca8591
So why did Hans invade us then?
It’s honestly not as bad as you think. After one year of psychotherapy, two years tops, the nightmares and flashbacks will become far less frequent, and more manageable when they do occur.
Many people visit Belgium and go on to lead mostly normal lives afterwards.
Don’t forget to freeze your sperm cells before you go.

Great opportunity to appreciate the goods things you have.
If you drive fast enough you can skip half of the potholes
Just use a motorcycle. Much easier to fall, forget why you are there, and come back home
Remember kids, if you find white powder in Belgium, dont eat it. Its not heroine, its a Hans’s spine
You complain when crossing our country goes too fast, but then you grumble when we put obstacles in the way. You have to know what you want in the end, for God’s sake.
Is there no other way?
https://preview.redd.it/6alw62fwvk7e1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6b0867a426be41ed6d370adf7f702b946bcc85d
You will be remembered.
I feel you. The other day I signed a document which included the words “This Agreement is governed by Belgian law. Belgian Courts will be solely competent to deal with any disputes to the present agreement”.
*Shudders*
Don’t worry Jan. Everyone has to experience what happens when you want to go through Belgium. That’s why we are using proper vehicles now when we attempt to do that.
https://i.redd.it/7lp5gxabwk7e1.gif
Never been more frightened for my life than on the Antwerp ring road
Turn back! No man has to suffer through with that.
We are trying to stop you from going to France. Nobody aknowledges our sacrifies to try to protect (swamp) germans from reaching this godforsaken place.
You going to fr*nce?
Nothing is as bad as the Polish roads not paid by the EU. I am in India right now and yet I would rate Polish roads worse.
There is a road in Northumbria that runs up and over a series of very steep hills. If you keep your foot on the accelerator you can actually go flying over and the other side.
This is what I imagine driving over Belgium feels like.
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