RIP car…

by Cubelock

19 comments
  1. It’s honestly not as bad as you think. After one year of psychotherapy, two years tops, the nightmares and flashbacks will become far less frequent, and more manageable when they do occur.

    Many people visit Belgium and go on to lead mostly normal lives afterwards.

  2. Don’t forget to freeze your sperm cells before you go.

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  3. If you drive fast enough you can skip half of the potholes

  4. Just use a motorcycle. Much easier to fall, forget why you are there, and come back home

  5. Remember kids, if you find white powder in Belgium, dont eat it. Its not heroine, its a Hans’s spine

  6. You complain when crossing our country goes too fast, but then you grumble when we put obstacles in the way. You have to know what you want in the end, for God’s sake.

  7. I feel you. The other day I signed a document which included the words “This Agreement is governed by Belgian law. Belgian Courts will be solely competent to deal with any disputes to the present agreement”.

    *Shudders*

  8. Never been more frightened for my life than on the Antwerp ring road

  9. We are trying to stop you from going to France. Nobody aknowledges our sacrifies to try to protect (swamp) germans from reaching this godforsaken place.

  10. Nothing is as bad as the Polish roads not paid by the EU. I am in India right now and yet I would rate Polish roads worse.

  11. There is a road in Northumbria that runs up and over a series of very steep hills. If you keep your foot on the accelerator you can actually go flying over and the other side.

    This is what I imagine driving over Belgium feels like.

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