Don’t think Jake could handle him.

by Cultural_Way5584

23 comments
  1. There’s a fight I’d pay to see. I’d pay quite a lot, in fact, if it was a deathmatch.

  2. I mean, I can’t stand Boris but even I would be torn as to who I wanted to win that fight!

  3. It would be nice to see a politician get punched. But maybe by someone likeable.

  4. After seeing that rugby tackle on a child my moneys on boris not to mention his number of children he got stamina

  5. Or we could ignore the manchild who thinks suicide is funny and forget about him in the first place like we should’ve done. People need to stop paying for Paul to have a better life than he deserves.

  6. You’d need to pull “This Twat” off of the latest bird he’s gone conkers deep into first…

  7. Boris Johnson agrees to fight

    Boris Johnson doesn’t turn up to fight

    Boris Johnson insists the fight happened and he won comfortably in the fifth round by Knockout

    Evidence provided to Boris Johnson and the public that he fight in fact did not happen

    Boris Johnson supporters outraged claiming he’s the victim of a witchhunt

  8. Much as I’m mildly irritated by the Pauls, I’d pay to see pretty much anyone kick the shit out of Boris. I hope the ref is blind.

  9. Ok, fine, you got me, I’ll cheer for Jake Paul

  10. How long is jakes head? Fuck me, mfer looks like a tictac on a neck.

  11. For once I’d be paying for Paul to demolish him

  12. He’s quite good at fighting old men I’m sure he will be fine

  13. Boris would confuse him with a story about Peppa Pig, then bore him to death with a tale about the agricultural practices of ancient Corinth.

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