I tried the Freeze & Squeeze Slush so you don’t have to.
As you can probably imagine, It was vile.
Squashies condoms would be f#cking amazeballs.
Edit: you can imagine the marketing/sales strategies meeting…
How can we increase our market share?
Make a product for d!cks, c#nts and ar5eholes.
Hello? HR Department? Could you make your way to the board room with an empty cardboard box, please?
How else do you stop unwanted Squashie babies?
The candle smells alright if you sniff the actual candle itself but it’s a pretty weak smell and when you burn it it doesn’t make a smell at all, it’s pretty useless
Where’s the hand soap?
And what’s the problem with that? Let people have nice things
Something to squashie your drumstick into?
Would I be correct in guessing that these delicacies were found in a Home Bargains?
I don’t like those sweets
Sounds good to me. It will make my dogs sick taste better
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You can get squashies toothpaste….
I tried the Freeze & Squeeze Slush so you don’t have to.
As you can probably imagine, It was vile.
Squashies condoms would be f#cking amazeballs.
Edit: you can imagine the marketing/sales strategies meeting…
How can we increase our market share?
Make a product for d!cks, c#nts and ar5eholes.
Hello? HR Department? Could you make your way to the board room with an empty cardboard box, please?
How else do you stop unwanted Squashie babies?
The candle smells alright if you sniff the actual candle itself but it’s a pretty weak smell and when you burn it it doesn’t make a smell at all, it’s pretty useless
Where’s the hand soap?
And what’s the problem with that? Let people have nice things
Something to squashie your drumstick into?
Would I be correct in guessing that these delicacies were found in a Home Bargains?
I don’t like those sweets
Sounds good to me. It will make my dogs sick taste better
I blame Taylor Swift
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