Yeah, they take inspiration from us to be delusional.
Italy is like our racist war veteran grandpa. Each time we interact with you, we lose some of the respect we had for what you once were
Remind me who’s flag is a cheap knock-off of the other’s?
Is this SPQR coping ?
Rich from a country only 163 years old.
It’s fake.
You know why we choose the rooster ?
Because it’s the only animal that sing with it feets in shit.
And because we have big coqs
Hate to side with the French, but theyre not the ones immigrating to other countries because theirs doesnt provide enough opportunities
Mistery finally solved: we move our hands a lot because they are quite small
Waaaah so looking to be inspired by the country that once ruled the world, and now is only known for things that were invented by Chinese or Americans
Chicken.
Classic.
Pierre chickend out
French: “We love Italians idk why they hate us tho”
French in the comments:
we really are the french cryptonite
Nah we don’t look to Italy, we look up to Rome. An extinct nation.
Why do you have to be like this? It’s embarrassing for the both of us.
If you were to replace the colorswapped French flag with SPQR, I’d agree. We’ve seen our fair share of Romaboos after all.
Even the French cuisine comes from Italy, exactly from Caterina De Medici. Before her, in France people were still eating with their hands lmao. The religion itself comes from Italy, the whole renaissance period comes from Italy, even Napoleon has 100% Italian origin. And who knows, people say that Louis the XIV is actually the son of Cardinal Mazzarino……
I wasn’t sure that T-Rex was a good choice for Italy, but you know, an extinct specie that once rules the world, fit them nicely.
Yeah it’s dead since a very long time because it couldn’t evolve.
🇩🇪❤️🇫🇷
Italy can deliver post-sex pizza snacks.
we don’t think about you at all
The coq is still alive but the dinosaur went extinct. That’s the fact.
22 comments
Yeah, they take inspiration from us to be delusional.
Italy is like our racist war veteran grandpa. Each time we interact with you, we lose some of the respect we had for what you once were
Remind me who’s flag is a cheap knock-off of the other’s?
Is this SPQR coping ?
Rich from a country only 163 years old.
It’s fake.
You know why we choose the rooster ?
Because it’s the only animal that sing with it feets in shit.
And because we have big coqs
Hate to side with the French, but theyre not the ones immigrating to other countries because theirs doesnt provide enough opportunities
Mistery finally solved: we move our hands a lot because they are quite small
Waaaah so looking to be inspired by the country that once ruled the world, and now is only known for things that were invented by Chinese or Americans
Chicken.
Classic.
Pierre chickend out
French: “We love Italians idk why they hate us tho”
French in the comments:
we really are the french cryptonite
Nah we don’t look to Italy, we look up to Rome. An extinct nation.
Why do you have to be like this? It’s embarrassing for the both of us.
If you were to replace the colorswapped French flag with SPQR, I’d agree. We’ve seen our fair share of Romaboos after all.
Even the French cuisine comes from Italy, exactly from Caterina De Medici. Before her, in France people were still eating with their hands lmao. The religion itself comes from Italy, the whole renaissance period comes from Italy, even Napoleon has 100% Italian origin. And who knows, people say that Louis the XIV is actually the son of Cardinal Mazzarino……
I wasn’t sure that T-Rex was a good choice for Italy, but you know, an extinct specie that once rules the world, fit them nicely.
Yeah it’s dead since a very long time because it couldn’t evolve.
🇩🇪❤️🇫🇷
Italy can deliver post-sex pizza snacks.
we don’t think about you at all
The coq is still alive but the dinosaur went extinct. That’s the fact.
https://preview.redd.it/17y20x907o7e1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d04bcb07ef1d746598857e8aac4c3e89a607ee3a
Comments are closed.