If only all landlords could be like this…

by Alibut1a

32 comments
  1. An old landlord of mine was an absolute gentleman as well.

    A very practical man and a sculptor by trade, never raised our rent once in 4 years and made sure the jobs got done (even if the plumber he sent round once was crazy incompetent and destroyed the downstairs flat… But that’s another story)

  2. I don’t believe for a second that that landlord isn’t Adams parent or relative

  3. Not all landlords are arseholes. Some appreciate good tenants because they of course help keep the house in order and the money coming in. Not sure many would stretch to sending out £60, but tenants that don’t strip the fittings out and shit through the letterbox certainly stand as fair a chance as any others, put it that way…

  4. Reposting bullshit for imaginary internet points

  5. “And then he saved the drowning baby and everybody clapped.”

    This cannot be real 🤣

  6. No landlord ever said this, ever.

    Even a good landlord (which doesn’t exist) wouldn’t speak like this.

    This is how people on linkedin speak when they’re making up stories about themselves to make themselves look good but still humble. But failing at both tasks. But their post will still be stolen by some “influencer”.

    I hate the internet, so, so much.

  7. Im stuck with a shitty housing association who sends me a warning letter if i have the audacity to put a door matt outside my flat…

  8. “Afterwards you can come round and fuck my wife if you want. Haha hell yeah man. I don’t even need to be there. Bring your Mrs too. Why not? I take the dog out 8-10”.

    I think Adam isn’t being upfront about the relation between him and his landlord, or he just borrowed his mums phone to fake these messages.

  9. This Landlord can see the way the world is going, the aucking up begins 🤣

  10. My ex landlady was the best landlord I ever had.
    Anything wrong and it was sorted within a day. Everything was tested regularly and she didn’t mind me doing little things to help out
    When I told her I was moving, she came around and sat me down and said she’d drop my rent £100 a month is I stayed on. Only thing stoping me was work. Anyway when I did move she gave me a months rent and released my bond from the DPS virtually straight away. After 4 years we still stay in touch. An amazingly generous woman.

  11. When I gave birth very prematurely, our landlord came round with a bag of doll clothes she had sourced. That gesture meant so much to me. She was a lovely landlord and I still feel bad about the cat we had.

  12. Tbf my parents have lived in the same house for 22 years and the rent has been put up once in the whole time and he lets them do whatever to the house, re done the kitchen, all the flooring, whatever they want to the garden, built a decking and all that

    Big back yard, decent front yard, driveway, garage quiet area lots of street parking, semi detached 3bed and it’s £600 a month

  13. And yet my landlord (local authority) inspected my property, found evidence of damp and black mould (which my local MPs (yes, multiple) confirmed, and the response was this:

    “We can find no evidence of damp or black mould in the property”.

    I have brittle asthma. I wish I had your landlord.

  14. *shrek closing book*

    “like that’s ever gonna happen”

  15. This is how an alien disguised as a landlord would try to get you out of your apartment so they can catch you and probe you.

  16. Then comes the ask…

    Wanna put these plants in your attic for a few months?

    We know what your doing… Tim…🤨

  17. My landlord is kicking me out because he wants to retire early.

  18. I’m a landlord my last tenant didn’t pay for six months then left with £200+ areas in electric and her dog had shat on my carpet staining it to the extent I had to replace whole house.

    My current tenant is an amazing retired man who looks after the place, I love chatting to him and so as I like him I haven’t increased the rent in 5 years and replaced all the windows for new double glazed units and had the place redecorated letting him chose the paint.

    Some landlords are bastards some are decent people. Some tenants can also be horrible examples of humanity. Most are great.

  19. Are people really dumb enough to not realise the twitter post was a joke?

  20. That landlord has probably profited thousands off that person by sitting on his arse and doing fuck all. Giving back £60 to make yourself look good is nothing. He’s still a leech

  21. Not all landlords are multi millionaires,I have 1 rental property and I’ve often given December as a free month for Christmas. Good tenants can be just as rare as a good landlord

  22. My girlfriend during COVID was a Canadian living in the UK. Her landlord told her not to pay rent for one month and to put it in a saving account instead incase times got difficult due to lockdowns. She turned down this offer.

    I was flabbergasted.

    I tried to explain how rare it was for something like that to happen..

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