I like to think that thats how our ancestors fought and killed each other for centuries.. formations are cool and shit but as soon as gets close nobody wants to be the first that catches a blade with his face
You heard of the gentlemen duels?
This is what we call the Rapscallion Rumble
What an interesting skirmish, dare I say…
This brexiters. That’s a kukri, a slashing/cutting blade from India. This mf tries to stab with it. If you’re in a knife fight at least use it properly.
Barry better equip his chainmail full time, with these ninja peasants dueling around. Musket and saber can also be pretty useful, even with a shield or… directly a Panzer if possible
Well, you know, the whole historical starter pack
Bright future for the GB Olympic fencing team based on that footwork.
Pierre, thought you would recognise a fencing match? Gentlemanly sport
So dumb
The winner gets an easyJet flight to Amsterdam for 24 hours. No hotel
Just carry a fucking katana or a longsword if you’re at it
Fuck why not also wear a full set of armor if you’re at it
Lol, I think I ate there last year I was in London :0
En Garde!
“Relinquish thy weapon, you scallywag!”
Clearly a range issue – give them pikes or halberds, we figured that one out hundreds of years ago.
This is why we need to move the capital from London, move the business somewhere else, then cut it off and send it towards Belgium and the Netherlands, let them deal with
These are modern Knights and Samurai.
Do you call that a knife fight? Fucking weak… My man Göran Hasan teach them a lesson
Im not here to give ideas, but if you plan to go full medieval, bow and arrow is still an option.
“Take that, you scallywag!”
Right dude got the sword and the stool shield
Why did they start dancing as soon as they opened the Door? Is that a British tradition ?
No queda sino batirnos, no queda sino luchar
Man, that Mason swordsman almost got him ! Good thing our Agathian boys are always prepared for an honourable duel.
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dafuq regular swordfighting like its back in Edward the confessors days!
They could’ve done us all a favour and taken each other out. Oh well..
Be careful, Pierre, they are getting ready to take Normandy
i was promised a knife fight! I was bamboozled
https://preview.redd.it/bweo5thgzn7e1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfa4c8d9675285fa63bebd0d8707aca189688408
And they say chivalry is dead…
Man, Englishmen are crazy!
They just wanted to help him split his burger in half for him and his gal.
Neat lads
And of course he’s wearing a fucking Canada goose jacket. They really just became a staple brand for morrons, at least in the city.
They needed new knifes in the kitchen and two companies arrived at the same time to sell. Normal activity people, keep moving!
Literally a bunch of wee fannies. They need to get stuck in, gut each other and leave the world in a slightly better place.
At 0:21 he almost stabs his friend in his face.
Guess I got to take up sabre lessons again before going to England
https://preview.redd.it/8fap7j7qbo7e1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c666245d491ec6206013a0c4692f10f6039616c
Tis but a scratch
I like to think that thats how our ancestors fought and killed each other for centuries.. formations are cool and shit but as soon as gets close nobody wants to be the first that catches a blade with his face
You heard of the gentlemen duels?
This is what we call the Rapscallion Rumble
What an interesting skirmish, dare I say…
This brexiters. That’s a kukri, a slashing/cutting blade from India. This mf tries to stab with it. If you’re in a knife fight at least use it properly.
Barry better equip his chainmail full time, with these ninja peasants dueling around. Musket and saber can also be pretty useful, even with a shield or… directly a Panzer if possible
Well, you know, the whole historical starter pack
Bright future for the GB Olympic fencing team based on that footwork.
Pierre, thought you would recognise a fencing match? Gentlemanly sport
So dumb
The winner gets an easyJet flight to Amsterdam for 24 hours. No hotel
Just carry a fucking katana or a longsword if you’re at it
Fuck why not also wear a full set of armor if you’re at it
Lol, I think I ate there last year I was in London :0
En Garde!
“Relinquish thy weapon, you scallywag!”
Clearly a range issue – give them pikes or halberds, we figured that one out hundreds of years ago.
This is why we need to move the capital from London, move the business somewhere else, then cut it off and send it towards Belgium and the Netherlands, let them deal with
These are modern Knights and Samurai.
Do you call that a knife fight? Fucking weak… My man Göran Hasan teach them a lesson
Im not here to give ideas, but if you plan to go full medieval, bow and arrow is still an option.
“Take that, you scallywag!”
Right dude got the sword and the stool shield
Why did they start dancing as soon as they opened the Door? Is that a British tradition ?
No queda sino batirnos, no queda sino luchar
Man, that Mason swordsman almost got him ! Good thing our Agathian boys are always prepared for an honourable duel.
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