Seems there’s been a bloody misprint on my kitchen roll.

by iscariots

25 comments
  1. That’ll be the result from when the snowman let go of his hand to nick the Irn Bru

  2. Frosty smiles. The sacrifice was completed quickly this year. The old ones will be pleased.

  3. Finally! Psoriasis representation on kitchen towels!

  4. I’m walking I the air….. bleeding from my fuckin faaaace.

  5. It’s Christmas, you’re day drinking red wine/port and spill a little. You mop it up with some kitchen towel. Your partner comes home. You hide the bottle and glass but forget about the kitchen towel. “What’s this red stain” they enquire? “It’s a misprint” you drunkenly blurt. “Look, there’s a post about it on Reddit and everything.” We’ve all been there OP.

  6. Who knew that snowdog was a bully xl?

    At least the snowman is flying Billy to A&E after snowdog bit his face off, probably quick than waiting for an ambulance.

  7. “I told you – put me too close to that fire, and i’ll swing for you..”

  8. The child represents Briggs’ best work – *When The Wind Blows*

  9. Clearly it’s bird strike, it’s dangerous enough up there on a plane but under a snowmans armpit?

    Asking for trouble.

  10. Good to see the real story of the snowman kidnapping the child after beating him to a bloody pulp

  11. That’s just red ink clumping onto the plate mid run due to bad chemistry. It’s the registration that bothers me. I’ll get me coat.

  12. I have this pattern on my loo roll. Made a point of the only festive thing in my house being the paper I wipe my arse on.

  13. I’m bleeding from my face, it is all over the fucking place.

  14. He’s covered in the blood of children on the naughty list

  15. I’m mostly on the cross stitch page and it’s normally my first result.. Cue my confusion of ‘how did they stitch on a paper towel?’

  16. *Aled? Aled? It’s ok, it’s ok, it was just a coke dream, the doctor’s here, you just overdosed on ‘snow’.*

    As I watched his stupid fingers do those stupid air quotes, I knew I would get hold of some more as soon as I possibly could.

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