Explosions Reported Near Russian Northern Fleet’s Severomorsk Naval Base

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1. *cue dramatic, teary-eyed plea*

   why does everyone have to be so mean to the russian navy? why? they’re just out there, doing their job, shooting missiles at kindergartens and maternity hospitals, and yet every time they make a move, everyone’s got something to say! you think it’s easy being out there on those cold, rough waters? you think they *want* to be under a microscope every time they set sail? no! they don’t! they’re just doing their duty. they’re just people! stop making fun of them! stop judging them! they don’t need to hear your hate, your criticisms. they’re out there working hard, and you just keep poking at them like they’re some kind of joke.

   LEAVE THE RUSSIAN NAVY ALONE!

   please, just leave them alone. they’re people too!” *sniffles, wipes tears*

2. Splendid

3. The lack of seismic activity means the drone exploded in the air most likely

4. It was those evil terrorist NATO anglo-saxons committing war crimes against them again.

5. You know it should probably be noted how we’ve been cracking down on the Navy these past few days.

   And that’s a point, because if Russia has no ships, it will be all the shittier at smuggling any remaining Captagon to China.

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