No chance for people who block doors and cause delays.
We are superior. 🇫🇷
expertise spanning several generations 🇨🇵
Anti phone snatcher prototype
French subway reflects the famous patience and politeness of the French people.
This reminded me of my favourite Parisian metro experience.
Can’t remember what line it was, but probably 2? Around étoile. (one without the doors on the platform)…
Anyway, one of the full time metro residents, dressed in their usual attire of rags and piss perfume, 8.6 in hand, was under the impression the wagon he was one was some sort of night club. Every time the doors opened he just stood in between the doors and pretended he was a bouncer; allowing some people on and refusing entry to others. When the metro would try to leave he’d literally keep the doors open an extra 15-20 seconds each stop yelling at people to get on or to “casse toi connard! TU RENTRES PAS ICI TU M’AS COMPRIS?!”
This happens very often to be fair, we are like barry, cutting the homeless in half
Considering how many regards here don’t understand “Please stay back, the next metro will arrive in 2 minutes” I applaud the Parisians for this innovation in public transport
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Door is tired of bullshit
No chance for people who block doors and cause delays.
We are superior. 🇫🇷
expertise spanning several generations 🇨🇵
Anti phone snatcher prototype
French subway reflects the famous patience and politeness of the French people.
This reminded me of my favourite Parisian metro experience.
Can’t remember what line it was, but probably 2? Around étoile. (one without the doors on the platform)…
Anyway, one of the full time metro residents, dressed in their usual attire of rags and piss perfume, 8.6 in hand, was under the impression the wagon he was one was some sort of night club. Every time the doors opened he just stood in between the doors and pretended he was a bouncer; allowing some people on and refusing entry to others. When the metro would try to leave he’d literally keep the doors open an extra 15-20 seconds each stop yelling at people to get on or to “casse toi connard! TU RENTRES PAS ICI TU M’AS COMPRIS?!”
This happens very often to be fair, we are like barry, cutting the homeless in half
Considering how many regards here don’t understand “Please stay back, the next metro will arrive in 2 minutes” I applaud the Parisians for this innovation in public transport
They keep on re-inventing the guillotine ^^
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