For $200 million you too can buy a presidency

Posted by Detroitish24

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  1. Technically you have to include the price of Clarence Thomas for Citizens United in the cost too. 

  2. These are funny memes, but they can’t be the main strategy in our resistance against neo-fascism? By themselves, some memes about crowd sizes, puppeteers and pooped pants are utterly inconsequential.

    Because they don’t care. They don’t get embarrassed. They don’t have any shame.

    The only thing that matters to them is money and power.

    So let’s keep making fun of them, to corrode their authority, but none of it will be worth a damn if we don’t combine it with effective means of civil disobedience that will hurt their pockets and positions.

    So before we turn to plumbing, here’s a list of non-violent actions to explore from the book “From Dictatorship to Democracy”:

    THE METHODS OF NONVIOLENT ACTION[15]
    THE METHODS OF NONVIOLENT PROTEST AND PERSUASION
    Formal statements
    1. Public speeches

    2. Letters of opposition or support

    3. Declarations by organizations and institutions

    4. Signed public statements

    5. Declarations of indictment and intention

    6. Group or mass petitions

    Communications with a wider audience
    7. Slogans, caricatures, and symbols

    8. Banners, posters, and displayed communications

    9. Leaflets, pamphlets, and books

    10. Newspapers and journals

    11. Records, radio, and television

    12. Skywriting and earthwriting

    Group representations
    13. Deputations

    14. Mock awards

    15. Group lobbying

    16. Picketing

    17. Mock elections

    Symbolic public acts
    18. Display of flags and symbolic colors

    19. Wearing of symbols

    20. Prayer and worship

    21. Delivering symbolic objects

    22. Protest disrobings

    23. Destruction of own property

    24. Symbolic lights

    25. Displays of portraits

    26. Paint as protest

    27. New signs and names

    28. Symbolic sounds

    29. Symbolic reclamations

    30. Rude gestures

    Pressures on individuals
    31. “Haunting” officials

    32. Taunting officials

    33. Fraternization

    34. Vigils

    Drama and music
    35. Humorous skits and pranks

    36. Performance of plays and music

    37. Singing

    Processions
    38. Marches

    39. Parades

    40. Religious processions

    41. Pilgrimages

    42. Motorcades

    Honoring the dead
    43. Political mourning

    44. Mock funerals

    45. Demonstrative funerals

    46. Homage at burial places

    Public assemblies
    47. Assemblies of protest or support

    48. Protest meetings

    49. Camouflaged meetings of protest

    50. Teach-ins

    Withdrawal and renunciation
    51. Walk-outs

    52. Silence

    53. Renouncing honors

    54. Turning one’s back

    THE METHODS OF SOCIAL NONCOOPERATION
    Ostracism of persons
    55. Social boycott

    56. Selective social boycott

    57. Lysistratic nonaction

    58. Excommunication

    59. Interdict

    Noncooperation with social events, customs, and institutions
    60. Suspension of social and sports activities

    61. Boycott of social affairs

    62. Student strike

    63. Social disobedience

    64. Withdrawal from social institutions

    Withdrawal from the social system
    65. Stay-at-home

    66. Total personal noncooperation

    67. Flight of workers

    68. Sanctuary

    69. Collective disappearance

    70. Protest emigration (hijrat)

    THE METHODS OF ECONOMIC NONCOOPERATION: (1) ECONOMIC BOYCOTTS
    Action by consumers
    71. Consumers’ boycott

    72. Nonconsumption of boycotted goods

    73. Policy of austerity

    74. Rent withholding

    75. Refusal to rent

    76. National consumers’ boycott

    77. International consumers’ boycott

    Action by workers and producers
    78. Workmen’s boycott

    79. Producers’ boycott

    Action by middlemen

    80. Suppliers’ and handlers’ boycott

    Action by owners and management
    81. Traders’ boycott

    82. Refusal to let or sell property

    83. Lockout

    84. Refusal of industrial assistance

    85. Merchants’ “general strike”

    Action by holders of financial resources
    86. Withdrawal of bank deposits

    87. Refusal to pay fees, dues, and assessments

    88. Refusal to pay debts or interest

    89. Severance of funds and credit

    90. Revenue refusal

    91. Refusal of a government’s money

    Action by governments
    92. Domestic embargo

    93. Blacklisting of traders

    94. International sellers’ embargo

    95. International buyers’ embargo

    96. International trade embargo

    THE METHODS OF ECONOMIC NONCOOPERATION: (2) THE STRIKE
    Symbolic strikes
    97. Protest strike

    98. Quickie walkout (lightning strike)

    Agricultural strikes

    99. Peasant strike

    100. Farm workers’ strike

    Strikes by special groups
    101. Refusal of impressed labor

    102. Prisoners’ strike

    103. Craft strike

    104. Professional strike

    Ordinary industrial strikes
    105. Establishment strike

    106. Industry strike

    107. Sympathetic strike

    Restricted strikes
    108. Detailed strike

    109. Bumper strike

    110. Slowdown strike

    111. Working-to-rule strike

    112. Reporting “sick” (sick-in)

    113. Strike by resignation

    114. Limited strike

    115. Selective strike

    Multi-industry strikes
    116. Generalized strike

    117. General strike

    Combinations of strikes and economic closures
    118. Hartal

    119. Economic shutdown

    THE METHODS OF POLITICAL NONCOOPERATION
    Rejection of authority
    120. Withholding or withdrawal of allegiance

    121. Refusal of public support

    122. Literature and speeches advocating resistance

    Citizens’ noncooperation with government
    123. Boycott of legislative bodies

    124. Boycott of elections

    125. Boycott of government employment and positions

    126. Boycott of government departments, agencies and other bodies

    127. Withdrawal from government educational institutions

    128. Boycott of government-supported organizations

    129. Refusal of assistance to enforcement agents

    130. Removal of own signs and placemarks

    131. Refusal to accept appointed officials

    132. Refusal to dissolve existing institutions

    Citizens’ alternatives to obedience
    133. Reluctant and slow compliance

    134. Nonobedience in absence of direct supervision

    135. Popular nonobedience

    136. Disguised disobedience

    137. Refusal of an assemblage or meeting to disperse

    138. Sitdown

    139. Noncooperation with conscription and deportation

    140. Hiding, escape and false identities

    141. Civil disobedience of “illegitimate” laws

    Action by government personnel
    142. Selective refusal of assistance by government aides

    143. Blocking of lines of command and information

    144. Stalling and obstruction

    145. General administrative noncooperation

    146. Judicial noncooperation

    147. Deliberate inefficiency and selective noncooperation by enforcement agents

    148. Mutiny

    Domestic governmental action
    149. Quasi-legal evasions and delays

    150. Noncooperation by constituent governmental units

    International governmental action
    151. Changes in diplomatic and other representation

    152. Delay and cancellation of diplomatic events

    153. Withholding of diplomatic recognition

    154. Severance of diplomatic relations

    155. Withdrawal from international organizations

    156. Refusal of membership in international bodies

    157. Expulsion from international organizations

    THE METHODS OF NONVIOLENT INTERVENTION
    Psychological intervention
    158. Self-exposure to the elements

    159. The fast

    (a) Fast of moral pressure

    (b) Hunger strike

    (c) Satyagrahic fast

    160. Reverse trial

    161. Nonviolent harassment

    Physical intervention
    162. Sit-in

    163. Stand-in

    164. Ride-in

    165. Wade-in

    166. Mill-in

    167. Pray-in

    168. Nonviolent raids

    169. Nonviolent air raids

    170. Nonviolent invasion

    171. Nonviolent interjection

    172. Nonviolent obstruction

    173. Nonviolent occupation

    Social intervention
    174. Establishing new social patterns

    175. Overloading of facilities

    176. Stall-in

    177. Speak-in

    178. Guerrilla theater

    179. Alternative social institutions

    180. Alternative communication system

    Economic intervention
    181. Reverse strike

    182. Stay-in strike

    183. Nonviolent land seizure

    184. Defiance of blockades

    185. Politically motivated counterfeiting

    186. Preclusive purchasing

    187. Seizure of assets

    188. Dumping

    189. Selective patronage

    190. Alternative markets

    191. Alternative transportation systems

    192. Alternative economic institutions

    Political intervention
    193. Overloading of administrative systems

    194. Disclosing identities of secret agents

    195. Seeking imprisonment

    196. Civil disobedience of “neutral” laws

    197. Work-on without collaboration

    198. Dual sovereignty and parallel government

  3. Musk’s net worth is about $400B.

    To make the math easy here, if your net worth were $400k (i.e. you’ve got a house with a mortgage in progress, and decent retirement savings), this would feel like a $200 purchase.

    It’s so absurd.

  4. President Musk!

    It’s been like this for years, at least now it’s blatant. USA for SALE to the highest Bidder. Quality Leadership at it’s best. /s

  5. The Cyberturd and his superbuddy Diaper Boy are here to save the day

  6. I mean we joke about it but lets be real. Trump is just a tired old man, Musk is the actual brains behind the current GOP. And Musk will be the president elect in the nect election.

    Trump is just keeping the chair warm for Musk

  7. Master of puppets, I’m pulling your strings

    Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams

  8. Assuming he doesn’t make any more money, at $200M a pop, Elon could afford to buy the presidency for the next 8000+ years. That also assumes he has to buy it every election and doesn’t get any 2 term freebies

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