Here’s hoping Matty decides to retaliate as he as threatened. But let’s face it, he’s a congressional Republican and well all know that means all bluster and zero spine.
Can’t.
Their voters CAN’T read.
That’s funny until you remember that almost no Republicans will read it. If they do, they won’t believe anything it. If they believe it, it’ll be Democrats fault.
What ya gotta read for when we got Fox to tell us everyting we’d need to knows.
Who has time to read when FOX News will tell you what to think?!? /s
Doesn’t matter, won’t matter, Should matter!!!!
Which is worse: Not being able to read or not being able to comprehend?
It’ll be just like the Mueller report.
R: “Read the report.”
D: “Yes. Did you read the report?”
R: “I did not.”
Speaking of, I hope intel agencies are excited to write briefing memos in picture book form again
Could they release a voloring book version?
Hey, that’s not fair! They read a _lot_ of opinion pieces, thinking them to be news articles.
Even if they read it that won’t change anything. The GOP has become an echo chamber to drown out all the inconvenient truths they don’t want to hear.
*Can’t* read. It’s a small, but important distinction.
> their voters don’t _care_
FTFY
Matt Gaetz looks like if you asked AI to draw a picture of a super villain 😂
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Full article: https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/republicans-release-gaetz-report
Here’s hoping Matty decides to retaliate as he as threatened. But let’s face it, he’s a congressional Republican and well all know that means all bluster and zero spine.
Can’t.
Their voters CAN’T read.
That’s funny until you remember that almost no Republicans will read it. If they do, they won’t believe anything it. If they believe it, it’ll be Democrats fault.
What ya gotta read for when we got Fox to tell us everyting we’d need to knows.
Who has time to read when FOX News will tell you what to think?!? /s
Doesn’t matter, won’t matter, Should matter!!!!
Which is worse: Not being able to read or not being able to comprehend?
It’ll be just like the Mueller report.
R: “Read the report.”
D: “Yes. Did you read the report?”
R: “I did not.”
Speaking of, I hope intel agencies are excited to write briefing memos in picture book form again
Could they release a voloring book version?
Hey, that’s not fair! They read a _lot_ of opinion pieces, thinking them to be news articles.
Even if they read it that won’t change anything. The GOP has become an echo chamber to drown out all the inconvenient truths they don’t want to hear.
*Can’t* read. It’s a small, but important distinction.
> their voters don’t _care_
FTFY
Matt Gaetz looks like if you asked AI to draw a picture of a super villain 😂
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