Alan, is this yours?

by tbok1961

30 comments
  1. It’s mine, it was for a purchase but I spelt it wrong

  2. It’s like that scene in Jurassic Park 3 where a long dead dinosaur says Alan.

  3. Yes I am Alan. Send me the money.

    Please ignore what it says on all of my legal ID including passport and birth certificate.

  4. It’s Roy’s £20, Douglas borrowed it and never gave it back

  5. Alan. Johnson’s. 20.

    Do you think he’ll mind? I think it’s possible he might mind.

  6. Bad news. I’ve printed this off and spent it so it’s no longer valid.

  7. Isn’t it ironic that they couldn’t finish writing the “is Morissette” part? Just a little too ironic.

  8. The old *”My gran gave it to me for my birthday, she even wrote my name on it!”* chestnut.

  9. Alan has recently been to see a magician I’m guessing. 

  10. Well, I hope for his sake that Alan is well hidden. I am led to believe that the Constabulary do not take kindly to those breaching the Currency and Banknotes Act 1928 (Section 12).

  11. I was trying to pay you a compliment, unless I’ve grossly misread the situation. It was my understanding in the lift that no money would change hands.

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