Europe’s small state system must be put to an end

by blinkchuck1988

38 comments
  1. Your proposal for Greater Great Britain may cause some Trouble

  2. The Germans yearn for a way to elect an Austrian again, I see.

  3. The Nordic countries could combine, but it would basically be like using a cheat code. We would become too strong.

  4. I’m willing to bet a large amount of money that if the Dutch had to chose a larger country to belong to, they’d definitely not choose the UK and definitely would choose Germany.

    Not that I’d want them, we have enough northerners as is.

  5. Central European country making rules for Western European countries again.

  6. Totally peaceful and diplomatic idea. Definitely won’t start any wars.

  7. Hans could you please give us Dalmatia as well, if it’s not too much to ask.

  8. Give us the french speaking part of Switzerland please, we need the gold

  9. Greater Kosovo sounds nice. Uniting all balkan nations seems like a good idea

  10. That’s it. No more digging holes in beaches for you, Hans. And Barry, don’t start your car anytime soon. We are coming for you to.

  11. You could at least call it “Imperio Ibérico” if you wanted to sell us on this.

  12. I mean I am not opposed to this, but I think that Germany loves Belgium too much to give it to the Fr*nch, come on.

  13. Hear… we are natural-born Geopolitics geniuses, well done brother Hans.😎👌

  14. Why the fuck are our swampies part of Britain? Are you drunk?

    Edit: And why are you giving finland’s alcohol shop to Poland? Do you hate finns or something?

  15. **EILMELDUNG**

    Deutschland bestätigt dass Südtirol italienisch ist

  16. We don’t want to be incorporated, we want to be sold to a rich country, unfortunately you no longer qualify, Hans

  17. My problem with this is that it suggests that Eastern European countries are relevant.

  18. Honestly as an Irish-Brit who loves the Netherlands, I’d vibe with Greater Greater Britain

  19. Poor Dutch with the brits, this sound like an exceptionally cruel punishment

  20. There can’t be “greater France”, because it’s already great and perfect as it is. That’s the difference with you Hans, we are perfection. While you’ll always be dissatisfied of your potato shaped terrain, obsessively wanting to grab bits here and there to make it look like something…

  21. Ok, a lot to unpack here…

    first comment: an austrian dude i know, and another dude from romagna would be very, very proud of you

    second comment: i want a cool Tolkien name as well

    third comment: I could be disappointed by what you gave us, but then again slovenia is the only acceptable place out of the balkans, and at the end of the day we wouldn’t have to deal with netherlands, belgium, or other annoying places. Corsica and Ticino could be part of the deal tho, but i won’t be mad at you

    bonus point for the fourth slide

  22. This is very funny. Anyway. Split Germany in half again please.

  23. And that’s how you start the next 5 world wars.

  24. Why don’t we give greater germany Alsace and some parts of western poland along the old german imperial borders to compensate for the territorial gains of france and poland?

  25. Great Idea but I think we should base it on some properly relevant statistics like GDP per capita and put the cutoff at 60k 🙂

  26. It’s African de-colonisation all over again…  still haven’t learned the lessons of history mate, go hit them book! 

  27. With the UK under Dutch rule and the Irish for moral support we can revive Doggerland.

    I say that’s worth it.

  28. SOLDATS. AUJOURD’HUI ON RÉCUPÈRE LA RIVE GAUCHE DU RHIN

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  29. It’s always the continentals proposing a union between Britain and Ireland and it’s always a Brit you comments first saying no

  30. I know we’re the only ones who could get along with the Serbs, but how about no? We’re joining the country formerly known as Italy and calling it Roman Republic.

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