He’s got multiple ankle monitors but comes bearing gifts, should I let him in? by sprogger Tags:Casual UKUnited Kingdom 15 comments Yes yes yes Definitely not He looks like an investigator pigeon and he’s after key coos No he’s obviously a r/divorcedbirds who’s breached his restraining order again If you just answered your phone we wouldn’t have to resort to such antiquated means of communication Carl… Dude is tagged and has a shiv in its beak – do not let it in It’s inspector cooseau. I can fix him vibes He seems cooo-l It’s a homing or racing pigeon. It’s probably tired and taking a rest. If it doesn’t leave after a day or two, you can report it lost. You’ve seen Harry Potter? If you don’t answer then they’ll just keep sending more! Could be a first-time racing pigeon on training that got distracted/lost (we’re on a flight route and get multiple tagged ones over the year) If it isn’t hurt, it probably just needs a rest and some water. If you can read the tags you can [report it here ](https://www.rpra.org/stray-reporting/) If its injured you can put it in a box with a towel and report it and the owner will be given your number to contact you for collection He’s come to reach you about your cars extended warranty Absolutely not, that little squint he has shows he’s not afraid to rustle a few feathers to get what he wants. Will you be in on the 25th December? Comments are closed.
If you just answered your phone we wouldn’t have to resort to such antiquated means of communication Carl…
It’s a homing or racing pigeon. It’s probably tired and taking a rest. If it doesn’t leave after a day or two, you can report it lost.
Could be a first-time racing pigeon on training that got distracted/lost (we’re on a flight route and get multiple tagged ones over the year) If it isn’t hurt, it probably just needs a rest and some water. If you can read the tags you can [report it here ](https://www.rpra.org/stray-reporting/) If its injured you can put it in a box with a towel and report it and the owner will be given your number to contact you for collection
Absolutely not, that little squint he has shows he’s not afraid to rustle a few feathers to get what he wants.
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Yes yes yes
Definitely not
He looks like an investigator pigeon and he’s after key coos
No he’s obviously a r/divorcedbirds who’s breached his restraining order again
If you just answered your phone we wouldn’t have to resort to such antiquated means of communication Carl…
Dude is tagged and has a shiv in its beak – do not let it in
It’s inspector cooseau.
I can fix him vibes
He seems cooo-l
It’s a homing or racing pigeon. It’s probably tired and taking a rest. If it doesn’t leave after a day or two, you can report it lost.
You’ve seen Harry Potter? If you don’t answer then they’ll just keep sending more!
Could be a first-time racing pigeon on training that got distracted/lost (we’re on a flight route and get multiple tagged ones over the year)
If it isn’t hurt, it probably just needs a rest and some water.
If you can read the tags you can [report it here ](https://www.rpra.org/stray-reporting/)
If its injured you can put it in a box with a towel and report it and the owner will be given your number to contact you for collection
He’s come to reach you about your cars extended warranty
Absolutely not, that little squint he has shows he’s not afraid to rustle a few feathers to get what he wants.
Will you be in on the 25th December?
Comments are closed.