Angelina Jolie wants to find new partner in 2025

49 comments

1. I’m free if she is interested.

2. Well then. Hell of a way to ask me! But yes 🙂

3. I’m right here !!! I make a great kept man 😎

4. So you’re telling me there’s a chance!

5. She wants someone in relationship this time too ?

6. Attention potential candidates. RUN

7. I heard Pete Davidson is single

8. If we think about this objectively

   It’s a small pool of people to be compatible in that kind of life.

   The pressure, paparazzi, presentation etc.

   On top of actually being a compatible partner and navigating the spectrum of a romantic relationship.

   So us regular folk see her beauty but props to whoever fits that role with her properly.

   There’s a reason why we get more blunt and transparent about dating when we get older because the emotional rollercoaster isn’t worth it and does feel like a waste of time

9. If she wouldn’t mind distracting Elon from international politics for a bit, that’s because great.

10. Told my wife, she wasn’t thrilled. Gotta talk to lawyer now.

11. I volunteer as tribute!

12. Is this a threat?

13. “No I’m not Brad. I’m Prad … Prad Bitt.”

14. Reporting for duty.

15. Fuck man this shit always happens once you’ve been married for nearly nine years, it’s not fair I say.

16. I volunteer as tribute

17. I volunteeer as tribute

18. Which app is she planning on using…

    Asking for a friend

19. Can it be a woman this time?

20. “My name is George, I’m unemployed, and I live with my parents.”

    “Hiii, I’m Angelina!”

21. I’ve been told I’m pretty funny

22. Women like the opposite of their last significant other. In this case Brad Pitt.
    I totally have the inside track!

23. It’s me I’m the new partner

24. I am not ready for that kind of commitment, good luck

25. I hope she finds peace and some one as equally compassionate and caring for humanity. She deserves all the best.

26. Where can we apply????

27. I have similar resemblance with Johnny Lee Miller so….

    DIBS 

28. I need to speak with my wife first, but yeah, ok. Probably.

29. There’s a good chance I’ll be single next year, so Angie, call me 😘

30. I’m married, but she likes that.

31. I was thinking, “didn’t she just get divorced?” Before I realized it’s been 5 years since she divorced Brad Pitt. Damn that was fast.

32. If she is okay with a woman I am single.

    I keep telling my family I am holding out for her (to avoid being set up).

33. Let me clear my calendar….

34. I’m taking a shower and getting ready tonight!

35. I had this weird dream once of meeting her when I knew she was in Australia.

    Then I woke up, remembered I’m a plus sized woman in her 40s and she’d be more likely to laugh at me than anything else.

    I hope she finds someone, someone kind and decent and that they’re happy together. Everyone deserves that.

36. well damn girl, me too.

37. Hell I volunteer as tribute but if she ain’t on for that, I volunteer my husband as tribute! If my partner is gonna leave me for anyone, I’d fucking it get it if it was Angelina Jolie. Hell I’d leave myself for Angie.

38. You have my sword

39. She should get with that chick whose husband cheated on her with Ariana Grande.

40. I’m 27, a woman, a tech consultant, and a nobody. Do you think she would go after me?

41. Just grabbed a number from the Deli.. 20754th in line.

42. Honestly, not sure I have the energy. Thanks anywa.

43. So do I, but I don’t think I’ll find it as easy as she will

44. I feel like she and Pedro Pascal would be a beautiful couple

45. Fellas….fellas…..I’ll take this one for the team. You can thank me later.

46. i hope she does! she deserves it after that ordeal with brad pitt!

47. Dibs?

    Did anybody dibs yet?

48. I’m not available.

49. Or she could be unburdened by a man and just enjoy her life, career, and large family. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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