People in the 70s; wow I bet in 2024 we’ve ended racism and world hunger
2024; Gingerbread shaped people 😭😭
I don’t know, but I am guessing all the other genders were fine with the men keeping this one.
That’s a lot of steps when they could have just called it Soylent Green or people shaped chicken.
One of the more popular shapes, gingerbread
Is it any wierder than shaping meat into dinosaurs, smiling faces and bears?
Perfect Christmas party food if you don’t mind them being out of date before Christmas.
It’s just chicken nuggets shaped like gingerbread men, with a sachet of ketchup included in the box. Nothing wrong with the product but a cursed title
Gingerbread they/them
Is there a correct shape for industrial grade reconstituted bone meal and non-specific animal based protein product?
I saw this the other day and the wording has really tickled me. It almost reads as if it’s human meat, in the shape of gingerbread (what even is a gingerbread shape???)
Pentadactyl quadruped nuggets.
We had these last night (with other things, not just a massive plate of solely them) and they were delicious.
So they’re people in the shape of gingerbread? This can’t be legal.
“Not for EU”
Yeah, good luck selling that abroad XD
Gingerbread shape
Looks good I’ll take 2
And the people aren’t even gingerbread shaped!
And only 74 calories per gingerbread shaped person with ketchup
> with tomato ketchup for decorating.
No.
I am not ok with this
Lmfao at the nutritional info *Per gingerbread shaped person with ketchup*
Just a tiny tweak of the shape and they could have just made them chicken nugget Christmas trees with ketchup baubles, and saved what was probably weeks of debate about how get around using the word man to describe a gingerbread man.
>Use by 23 December
Well, that’s my plans for Christmas in shambles.
Wee Chewbaccas
“Guys!!! If we mash up this rendered poultry and shape it into snowmen, we can charge a premium for this left over shite”
“…K, guys… Small issue; the snowmen look like overweight workmen.
It’s okay though, – the ‘creatives’ in media said we should call them “gingerbread shaped people” and no one will know we screwed-the-reindeer on this one!!”
But what does *Approximately refer to?!
So… chicken nuggets?
The main question is do you decapitate them first and then go for the limbs or is it the other way around… 👀
Don’t they mean gingerbread man or if they want to be gender inclusive gingerbread person is right there stupid and sounds better then gingerbread shaped person with ketchup
They won’t sell many of them with a use by date before the party!
As far as children friendly party food goes, this one isn’t so bad tbh.
I challenge Sainsbury’s to find a single human who would actually be offended if we called them ‘gingerbread men’. Looking like they do, I’d fully expect them to be traumatised though!
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So popular they’re about to go out of date.
People in the 70s; wow I bet in 2024 we’ve ended racism and world hunger
2024; Gingerbread shaped people 😭😭
I don’t know, but I am guessing all the other genders were fine with the men keeping this one.
That’s a lot of steps when they could have just called it Soylent Green or people shaped chicken.
One of the more popular shapes, gingerbread
Is it any wierder than shaping meat into dinosaurs, smiling faces and bears?
Perfect Christmas party food if you don’t mind them being out of date before Christmas.
It’s just chicken nuggets shaped like gingerbread men, with a sachet of ketchup included in the box. Nothing wrong with the product but a cursed title
Gingerbread they/them
Is there a correct shape for industrial grade reconstituted bone meal and non-specific animal based protein product?
I saw this the other day and the wording has really tickled me. It almost reads as if it’s human meat, in the shape of gingerbread (what even is a gingerbread shape???)
Pentadactyl quadruped nuggets.
We had these last night (with other things, not just a massive plate of solely them) and they were delicious.
So they’re people in the shape of gingerbread? This can’t be legal.
“Not for EU”
Yeah, good luck selling that abroad XD
Gingerbread shape
Looks good I’ll take 2
And the people aren’t even gingerbread shaped!
And only 74 calories per gingerbread shaped person with ketchup
> with tomato ketchup for decorating.
No.
I am not ok with this
Lmfao at the nutritional info *Per gingerbread shaped person with ketchup*
Just a tiny tweak of the shape and they could have just made them chicken nugget Christmas trees with ketchup baubles, and saved what was probably weeks of debate about how get around using the word man to describe a gingerbread man.
>Use by 23 December
Well, that’s my plans for Christmas in shambles.
Wee Chewbaccas
“Guys!!! If we mash up this rendered poultry and shape it into snowmen, we can charge a premium for this left over shite”
“…K, guys… Small issue; the snowmen look like overweight workmen.
It’s okay though, – the ‘creatives’ in media said we should call them “gingerbread shaped people” and no one will know we screwed-the-reindeer on this one!!”
But what does *Approximately refer to?!
So… chicken nuggets?
The main question is do you decapitate them first and then go for the limbs or is it the other way around… 👀
Don’t they mean gingerbread man or if they want to be gender inclusive gingerbread person is right there stupid and sounds better then gingerbread shaped person with ketchup
They won’t sell many of them with a use by date before the party!
As far as children friendly party food goes, this one isn’t so bad tbh.
I challenge Sainsbury’s to find a single human who would actually be offended if we called them ‘gingerbread men’. Looking like they do, I’d fully expect them to be traumatised though!
Gingerbread Godzilla
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