The price they charge for one now every last detail should be included imo
Not to you, but it is to Colin.
Buy multiple and connect them ass to mouth in human centipede style.
It’s not just any human centipede. It’s an M&S chocolate colin centipede.
That’s not a button plug, it’s a baby Colin poking through ❤️ He’s going to be a dad ❤️
Are you sure it was a button not a plug or a twirl?
If you live near Manchester, visit Park Cakes. They supply M&S with some of their stuff and they have a small shop next to the factory where they sell the uneven or unwanted cakes. You can get undecorated Colins for about £1.50 last time I went lol
OP doesn’t eat ass
Aldi clone Cuthbert also has one
The buttplug
As long as there’s no hairs around it you should be ok.
That’s his favourite buttplug actually.
Maybe it’s for the relatives you don’t like very much?
Could have been worse: might have been a licorice stick.
Yea that’s my piece dint you fuckin touch it y get me?
It would look like a bum hole without it, I reckon.
It didn’t always have a button there and I think that it may be for the best that there is one.
My parents bought me one for my birthday one year, that year it was a particularly hot day and Colin was left in a warm car. When it came to time to bring out the cake, the interior chocolate had melted and some of the layers had slid backwards outwards of him, creating a lovely, prolapsed effect. Nothing quite like receiving a birthday cake with haemorrhoids.
How else is he gonna poop?
At least he bleaches it
I believe that it is known as a cream pie, which is equally a cake term! Ingenious 😃
If they didn’t put the arsehole button on it runs the risk of brown chocolate buttercream seeping out Colin’s back passage.
I’d be more concerned by the size of his prolapse.
Gotta plug him up, can’t have him shitting chocolate everywhere while your singing happy birthday.
Do not press the arsehole button.
Looks like he has had a anal bleaching
A walnut whirl would be more authentic
Should really be a *Magic Star* or a *Hershey’s Kiss*
It’s a chocolate butt plug actually.
Share this among your guests to discover who eats ass.
Otherwise his insides would sweep out.
This is not just chocolate arsehole button. This is M&S Chocolate Arsehole Button.
It stops him leaking
Yes
It’s not an arsehole button. He’s squeezing out a ghost jobby.
Of course, it’s the tastiest bit.
That’s Colins butt plug. Why do you think he’s always smiling?
I like how this post is flagged NSFW as if the sight of a novelty cake’s chocolatey ringpiece is going to offend people.
Do you really want there to *not* be an arsehole button?
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Thats the best bit
Yes, he has to end somewhere.
The price they charge for one now every last detail should be included imo
Not to you, but it is to Colin.
Buy multiple and connect them ass to mouth in human centipede style.
It’s not just any human centipede. It’s an M&S chocolate colin centipede.
That’s not a button plug, it’s a baby Colin poking through ❤️ He’s going to be a dad ❤️
Are you sure it was a button not a plug or a twirl?
If you live near Manchester, visit Park Cakes. They supply M&S with some of their stuff and they have a small shop next to the factory where they sell the uneven or unwanted cakes. You can get undecorated Colins for about £1.50 last time I went lol
OP doesn’t eat ass
Aldi clone Cuthbert also has one
The buttplug
As long as there’s no hairs around it you should be ok.
That’s his favourite buttplug actually.
Maybe it’s for the relatives you don’t like very much?
Could have been worse: might have been a licorice stick.
Yea that’s my piece dint you fuckin touch it y get me?
It would look like a bum hole without it, I reckon.
It didn’t always have a button there and I think that it may be for the best that there is one.
My parents bought me one for my birthday one year, that year it was a particularly hot day and Colin was left in a warm car. When it came to time to bring out the cake, the interior chocolate had melted and some of the layers had slid backwards outwards of him, creating a lovely, prolapsed effect. Nothing quite like receiving a birthday cake with haemorrhoids.
How else is he gonna poop?
At least he bleaches it
I believe that it is known as a cream pie, which is equally a cake term! Ingenious 😃
If they didn’t put the arsehole button on it runs the risk of brown chocolate buttercream seeping out Colin’s back passage.
I’d be more concerned by the size of his prolapse.
Gotta plug him up, can’t have him shitting chocolate everywhere while your singing happy birthday.
Do not press the arsehole button.
Looks like he has had a anal bleaching
A walnut whirl would be more authentic
Should really be a *Magic Star* or a *Hershey’s Kiss*
It’s a chocolate butt plug actually.
Share this among your guests to discover who eats ass.
Otherwise his insides would sweep out.
This is not just chocolate arsehole button. This is M&S Chocolate Arsehole Button.
It stops him leaking
Yes
It’s not an arsehole button. He’s squeezing out a ghost jobby.
Of course, it’s the tastiest bit.
That’s Colins butt plug. Why do you think he’s always smiling?
I like how this post is flagged NSFW as if the sight of a novelty cake’s chocolatey ringpiece is going to offend people.
Do you really want there to *not* be an arsehole button?
Consider the alternative.
It’s the best bit.
Ask his boyfriend
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