Seems a tad optimistic. I’d give Florida to Vegas 2.5 hours in case of traffic.
You’re missing the quick boat ride to Hawaii
There is no need to stop off in Florida. That’s “America’s wang” and all the buildings there are penis shaped and depressing.
We’ll be looking for lunch so where in the USA is the best for food?
I’ve always wanted to see Mt Rushmore, and you’re driving right past Dakota, that’s an obvious small detour.
Might as well add a quick stop in New Orealns for lunch, you’re already in Louisiana. Quick 15 mins
2 hour drive. Fucking lol.
Might want to leave a bit more time going from New York to Florida. Might get stuck behind a caravan or five on the undualled bits
On the road again……..
Oh my great great grandfather came from America. He was a jones, do you know where I can find my relatives.
You should definitely add a night in Vancouver on the way from Vegas to LA. Not like it’s a different country and you can stop in Seattle for lunch on the way up. Xx
It’s important to remember you have made your lines on a macator projection of the US, so the further south you go, the wider things really are. Go north to save an hour or so.
I’d love to know what ganja you’re smoking in Florida to make that cross-country drive feel like 2 hours.
Can you tell me about some hidden gems?
I’d recommend taking a detour to Alaska, at this time of year the weather is to die for
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You could go to Iowa instead of Miami, and see the world’s tallest garden gnome:
https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/elwood-the-worlds-tallest-concrete-gnome
Seems a tad optimistic. I’d give Florida to Vegas 2.5 hours in case of traffic.
You’re missing the quick boat ride to Hawaii
There is no need to stop off in Florida. That’s “America’s wang” and all the buildings there are penis shaped and depressing.
We’ll be looking for lunch so where in the USA is the best for food?
I’ve always wanted to see Mt Rushmore, and you’re driving right past Dakota, that’s an obvious small detour.
Might as well add a quick stop in New Orealns for lunch, you’re already in Louisiana. Quick 15 mins
2 hour drive. Fucking lol.
Might want to leave a bit more time going from New York to Florida. Might get stuck behind a caravan or five on the undualled bits
On the road again……..
Oh my great great grandfather came from America. He was a jones, do you know where I can find my relatives.
You should definitely add a night in Vancouver on the way from Vegas to LA. Not like it’s a different country and you can stop in Seattle for lunch on the way up. Xx
It’s important to remember you have made your lines on a macator projection of the US, so the further south you go, the wider things really are. Go north to save an hour or so.
I’d love to know what ganja you’re smoking in Florida to make that cross-country drive feel like 2 hours.
Can you tell me about some hidden gems?
I’d recommend taking a detour to Alaska, at this time of year the weather is to die for
Off to discover your heritage?
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