João, is this the reason you went to Brazil?

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1. Me no.
   I dont have the chad life That a 1500 normal Portugal men have.
   Short live, but full of fun in Brazil, África, Índian ocean , China, Japan, só One.
   The second trip crew That came to Índia have sex in Four continents …
   Li life is borring and I AM a joke to my ancesters

2. #W

   #O

   #U

   #L

   #D

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   João, is there place for us on the boat?

5. Our most famous writer wrote an entire chapter where Portuguese sailors are rewarded with an island full on half naked gorgeous women.

   So yeah, you can see what motivates us…

   If anyone is curious the book is called “Lusíadas” and and chapter is called “A ilha dos amores”

6. Cum to Brazil indeed

7. Ok I’m going to need the source like yesterday

8. This why I have to think twice before opening Reddit at work

9. https://preview.redd.it/ee4m6thv9m8e1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30ef9a47c6cf216183596baf1689ad001f8d11ca

10. What film is this from please?

11. Those seem a little less bushy, but yes.

12. POV you are a native American young woman and then the Brits come over: https://youtu.be/0bkJzpo-mNI?si=YkHJhA5p3FjW9N9w

13. I mean, isn’t that the reason we all go to Brazil?

14. https://preview.redd.it/bxjuerzcdm8e1.jpeg?width=752&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d513b0b8f01125b302a205704edf239e77c399d2

15. PLEASE put an NSFW tag on your post.

    I immediately started masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn’t contain herself – her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure.

    I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.

16. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKdMUum6NzY

17. Probably not, look at that lack of body and face hair. It must have disgusted those Portuguese seafarers.

18. Brasil proposes a trade:

    – They receive: European STDs.

    – You receive: Their STDS. Plus potatoes.

19. Yes

20. Also they had to run away from the french. Thanks Pierre for helping The PT set Brazil back 500 years.

21. Yupppp..

22. I want to further educate myself about different cultures and traditions. But to do this, I need the source…. Source please ?

23. Porn‽ In my racist sub‽ Again‽

24. POV: the Portuguese man just noticed your shiny necklace

    

25. Sure, João. You were there for the “spices”.

26. https://preview.redd.it/ose9fyytym8e1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=288ce3eb7ae2df55782ef397de0996cfe0f7c276

27. After months at sea with the lads? Nah…

28. So this is why my gramps went to Brazil.

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