Quotes from registered candidates for President of Belarus 2025

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1. lol @ the quote from Lukashenko

   He was literally the supervisor of a pig farm during the USSR

2. To be honest, i expected 5 pictures of Lukashenko

3. It almost makes you think North Korea is democratic by comparison…

4. Right up there with the candidates last time in Russia.

5. So many candidates, it’s hard to pick just one /s

6. “I beg you, people do not vote for us”

7. that must be pure horror to be appointed to presidential campaign as a candidate in a dictatorship

8. This is USSR level stupidity. Other candidates: “I’m running because our comrade Lukashenko needs my help. Vote Lukashenko!” A charade that makes me throw up.

9. Last quote is priceless! What could be a better example of authoritarian state when one of the so called candidates says that function of a political party is to participate in elections. That’s it.

10. My favourite lukashenkos quote is   “it’s better to be a dictator than gay.”

11. Gaidukevich 🐔

12. i’ll make a prediction about who the next president of belarus will be – lukashenko

13. These are some inspiring quotes we will all be saying to each other for years to come. Easily memorable, perfect for every occasion, oozing with profound wisdom.

14. T-1000 as Terminator

15. They have only one candidate and it’s Lukashenko(Putin)

16. Lukashenko’s quote sounds like a Tumblr post LMAO.

17. It would be funny if not the suffering this regime brings onto common Belarusians.

18. Looking forward to the debates! Their opinions on who best loves Lukashenko is very important to my vote!

19. Voting Khizhnyak myself. His level of disillusionment with politics really speaks to me. Gaidukevich/Syrankov are my second choice, but they implied that Lukashenko is weak since he requires a shoulder of support/is only the right choice because of contingent reasons.

    Kanapatskaya tries to ingratiate herself by coming after the Tsikhanovschinavistas, but ends up giving them press/attention.

20. Belarus is done for.

21. Messiah complex; that’s the foremost disease of the mind afflicting dictators.

22. How can 9 million people let this pig cunt run them?

23. Very diverse bunch! 😉 A lot to choose from. It would be interesting if, for example the guy who says that a function of a political party is to participate in elections, actually wins. I would vote for him just out of spite (as if matters what a person actually votes – Lukashenko will get 110%)

24. So no real opposition candidate this time?

25. It looks like everyone will recognise Lukashenko as the president of Belarus after this.

26. „Election“

27. It look like they force convicts to run for punishment, and if someone runs on their own they will be convicted and punished.

28. Well, using that logic, let’s just bring back the Romanovs and the Empire, since you’re all into the “born into” thing.

29. One woman too – at least they are trying to follow some diversity trends.

    Of course the woman is made to be very mad at Tsikhanouskaya – the last democratically elected president of Belarus, her husband was sent to jail because Lukashenko is so afraid of a democratically popular woman president.

30. Presidents are not made, presidents are born sounds like divine right of kings

31. I will never understand Belarus? Do they think that mandate limit doesn’t exist? They always elect the same person…. Dude. Stop.

    Someday that A. L. guy will die and belorussians will be forced to ekect another

32. Who to vote for??? Lukashenko maybe!

33. For the second one you can use the dick pic he accidentally sent to his telegram channel

34. I very much miss the times where we could just laugh at the stupidity of it and not give the topic any more thoughts

35. So basically Lukashenko, Lukashenko 2, Lean Lukashenko, Lukashenko with a Wig and Lukashenko with a bit of extra weight.

36. The last guy really is doing the bare minimum just not to get zapped in the balls for the rest his life.

37. I remember Kanapatskaya being described as the only opposition MP when she became a member of the Belarussian parliament – what the fuck happened with her in the meantime?

38. What if a coalition of european countries invaded Belarus in the name of NATO?

39. Hes really have a chance to win!

40. “a field marshal is born, not made,” ahh quote
    Ludendroff reborn!?

41. Lol it was the same here when 4/5 candidates in presidential elections said that they don’t want to win and support the 5th one. However, for the sake of mystery, I will not reveal who this 5th candidate was

42. Lukashenko was, is and will be the president of Belarussia. Belarusians do not deserve another leader. They made their choice themselves.

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