West Bromwich. What the fuck is that place, all the negatives of a big city with none of the positives.
Berlin. He can bomb Berlin. Thank you.
LIMBURG
(Aka) backup-Belgium
berlin, no questions asked
easy. thurgau
Elsass and corsica.
Berlin, the only capital in europe that has a negative effect on the countries BIP.
Roma and Calabria for me.
Downvote me no problem
Luton, Bradford, Birmingham, Slough…
Actually we could do a deal here
Burgenland (i live there)
N. Ireland
I already know what my countrymen will say…
Putin can fuck off.
But also, Bergen. Easily.
Randers, easy
We all know what we will give.
calabria,campania,sicilia,sardegna and Milano
The belt between Birmingham, Coventry and Leicester, stretching eastwards to the wash and taking Peterborough with it for good measure. Then we get rid of our most undesirable cities, create a buffer zone between the North and South and all at Russia’s expense!
Well, it doesn’t have to be a whole region.
It could just be a city and its territories.
Like, NAPLES, for instance. NAPLES.
We already gave them Finland 🤷
i am not Belgian but i would give Charleroi to Putin
not a fucking centimetre
Campania.
After a week he’ll return it, apologize and step down as a ruler
Bavaria, maybe then they’ll finally want to be part of Germany.
I’d pay them for taking Madrid.
I believe I speak for the overwhelming majority of Flemboys when I say “Antwerp”.
He could have Lisbon and the islands for all I care
Everything. I’ll just start learning Russian on Duolingo
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Nowhere, Putin’s a cunt
We already did that 100 years ago.
Barcelona and Belgium.
Paris
West Bromwich. What the fuck is that place, all the negatives of a big city with none of the positives.
Berlin. He can bomb Berlin. Thank you.
LIMBURG
(Aka) backup-Belgium
berlin, no questions asked
easy. thurgau
Elsass and corsica.
Berlin, the only capital in europe that has a negative effect on the countries BIP.
Roma and Calabria for me.
Downvote me no problem
Luton, Bradford, Birmingham, Slough…
Actually we could do a deal here
Burgenland (i live there)
N. Ireland
I already know what my countrymen will say…
Putin can fuck off.
But also, Bergen. Easily.
Randers, easy
We all know what we will give.
calabria,campania,sicilia,sardegna and Milano
The belt between Birmingham, Coventry and Leicester, stretching eastwards to the wash and taking Peterborough with it for good measure. Then we get rid of our most undesirable cities, create a buffer zone between the North and South and all at Russia’s expense!
Well, it doesn’t have to be a whole region.
It could just be a city and its territories.
Like, NAPLES, for instance. NAPLES.
We already gave them Finland 🤷
i am not Belgian but i would give Charleroi to Putin
not a fucking centimetre
Campania.
After a week he’ll return it, apologize and step down as a ruler
Bavaria, maybe then they’ll finally want to be part of Germany.
I’d pay them for taking Madrid.
I believe I speak for the overwhelming majority of Flemboys when I say “Antwerp”.
He could have Lisbon and the islands for all I care
Everything. I’ll just start learning Russian on Duolingo
Bomb Madrid, Putin.
https://i.redd.it/rkn33gxp1o8e1.gif
We already gave up Ostpreußen to end the bombing.
Murcia, no questions asked.
Sorry Dublin, but it’s you or us. And McGregor goes with ye. Dub to his fingernails.
If it existed: Bielefeld.
Gonna be generous
https://preview.redd.it/vscw2r6xbo8e1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ed0c89adbcd2fd2e90682bc22b44950f915996b
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