It would have been Epstein way before Gaetz for AG
Ironically if he had blackmail on foreign government bodies (which it seems he definitely would have) it could actually be useful.
Secretary of Teenage Massages
We still pushing this “Epstein and Trump were friends” lie? Seriously? Out of all the things you could critique Trump for you still go for the lies
Department of (sex) Education
Well, he could still pardon gislaine
I feel like a lot of the most equally or worse people are immediately being put into huge government positions in 2025. Frankly, the now-deceased Epstein might not even be worth thinking about at this point.
Also, remember, Epstein actually wound up in jail. None of Trump’s current friends will suffer that. As long as you hit a certain point — especially if you fulfill any or all of the checkboxes about being rich, powerful, white, and, perhaps, most importantly, male — you’re basically invincible.
But yeah, Epstein would wind up ambassador to Canada or something for sure.
Ambassador to Thailand.
Trump would be trying to turn his island into a state.
Head of DCFS
Omg you are right!
Youth Services.
I’ve said it before, with Epstein dead and Putin busy, Donald will have troubles with his cabinet positions.
Epstein would be president with Trump as his Secretary of the Treasury.
Human Services obviously.
Child welfare services what else?
Needs a rewrite:
>Good thing Trump had Epstein murdered in jail. I don’t want to even think about what cabinet position he’d have held in Trump 2.0
Department of Education, of course
He would be the one hiring the interns but they typically don’t recruit from the junior high.
Him and Matt fighting over Department of Education
STD Czar
Department of child protective services?
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Co-President. Part of a Triumvirate? Actually, I better look up ‘triumvirate’.
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Head of special favors.
Children’s commissioner?
Department of Feminine Teenage Development
It would have been Epstein way before Gaetz for AG
Ironically if he had blackmail on foreign government bodies (which it seems he definitely would have) it could actually be useful.
Secretary of Teenage Massages
We still pushing this “Epstein and Trump were friends” lie? Seriously? Out of all the things you could critique Trump for you still go for the lies
Department of (sex) Education
Well, he could still pardon gislaine
I feel like a lot of the most equally or worse people are immediately being put into huge government positions in 2025. Frankly, the now-deceased Epstein might not even be worth thinking about at this point.
Also, remember, Epstein actually wound up in jail. None of Trump’s current friends will suffer that. As long as you hit a certain point — especially if you fulfill any or all of the checkboxes about being rich, powerful, white, and, perhaps, most importantly, male — you’re basically invincible.
But yeah, Epstein would wind up ambassador to Canada or something for sure.
Ambassador to Thailand.
Trump would be trying to turn his island into a state.
Head of DCFS
Omg you are right!
Youth Services.
I’ve said it before, with Epstein dead and Putin busy, Donald will have troubles with his cabinet positions.
Epstein would be president with Trump as his Secretary of the Treasury.
Human Services obviously.
Child welfare services what else?
Needs a rewrite:
>Good thing Trump had Epstein murdered in jail. I don’t want to even think about what cabinet position he’d have held in Trump 2.0
Department of Education, of course
He would be the one hiring the interns but they typically don’t recruit from the junior high.
Him and Matt fighting over Department of Education
STD Czar
Department of child protective services?
[removed]
Co-President. Part of a Triumvirate? Actually, I better look up ‘triumvirate’.
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