It might be the beginning of the end, but I’m so excited for next year.
~~Green~~Orangeland
I say that we build nuclear weapons to defend ourselves. Trump wants Greenland, and he will try to get it through all means.
What is under the snow in Greenland? Must be valuable.
Mushroom dick ain’t happy with ruining just one country it seems.
Most likely it is just a distraction from the circus going on in his party. Denmark or Greenland is not interested in selling at least. We can’t stop them from using force. So if the Americans want to put an end to the just international order they were championing for initially, well then it is a wrap.
That being said, if they decide to shit on the law and rules based international order, they should expect us to do the same. And there are 30 million Americans who have diabetes. And we are their main supplier of insulin.
Sees land belonging to another nation, wants to have it and will do A LOT to get it. How very Russian of them.
France could do something fucking hilarious if America invades Denmark. S’il te plait Emmanuel.
I think Greenland should become Norwegian. We found it first.
Putin: “Ukraine is mine.”
Trump: “Hold my penis…”
Would you like to do a preemptive strike at Pearl Harbour, Denmark?
I say, we start by not letting in the new US ambassador, when he arrieves at Copenhagen airport in January.
They wanna boost suicide rate I guess
if the fat old orange bastard wins a fight against a polar bear on top of an iceberg, he can keep greenland
Is the part about “freedom throughout the world” a threat?
January 2025: Donlad Trump Bludgeoned to death by Dolph The Hippo with a Baseball Bat
I will [insert appropriate violence here] any murican that comes to try
I have healthcare, a king, and those guys can’t even speak my language. They’re accustomed to the desert good luck up here Texan.
This could mean one of two things because it’s worded quite weirdly
1. He thinks that the ownership and control of Greenland is an absolute necessity for Denmark, which I mean, ok…? It’s literally 4 people and ice
2. He wants to annex Greenland…
I can’t wait until he sees it’s not green.
Don’t touch my neighbours garbage
Don’t touch my neighbours garbage
I don’t understand why he’s focusing on Greenland, when annexing Mexico and the rest of Latin America would immediately fix our illegal immigration problem.
I think he wanted it for natural resources and defence and now also Canada + arctic claim and access.
The actual value of the territory is likely massive. So good deal for the USA and exploitation but Denmark definitely shouldn’t sell it.
All Nordics should unite and keep it.
Canada and Scotland can join. Lock USA out.
Evil America with China as the reasonable neighbour be like:
Why do they need it, for military reasons? Greenland is part of NATO by extension, what else is in that God forsaken land that they need it to be part of the country?
They should probably ask the greenlanders first
If they touch greenland, its on.
War incoming
Denmark say: “Skråt op!”
Fuck off
Saberrattling at your neighbors and allies… USA stop yourself.
I wish I could say our government would take your side. But the right wing here are so cucked towards America.
It is better to die than live as an American.
Hold on to your empire don’t let these neo imperialists try to take from us true imperialists
Don’t worry Denmark. We will use our oil wealth to buy mercenaries to fight the US!
… the fuck?
Any rock pile touching in or around our vicinity will need approval by a moustachioed, very erect Royal Marine Commando.
average muritard: “aaa more land we bigger we rule the world 🦅🦅🦅”
Huh? Do you think they had some notes for the Ambassador’s team and somehow one of the points gets put into this tweet?
Whoever is writing this for Trump has gotten better at it
He didn’t write that. It’s obvious, but I like to point it out.
They can go fuck themself just like last time
I want to see the us navy fighting polar bears
Right so technically this is the fault of Pierre, we lost control of a colony due to the French, now said colony wants a part of Denmark, therefore Pierre must fight the Americans to support the Danes as if they hadn’t helped rebel’s and then later sold so much land to them America we wouldn’t be in this position.
Trump can go fuck himself
The King should remove Trump from the Christmas card list.
Time for someone to hit the panic button.
One imperial power chipping away at Ukraine, the other at Greenland?
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It might be the beginning of the end, but I’m so excited for next year.
~~Green~~Orangeland
I say that we build nuclear weapons to defend ourselves. Trump wants Greenland, and he will try to get it through all means.
What is under the snow in Greenland? Must be valuable.
Mushroom dick ain’t happy with ruining just one country it seems.
Most likely it is just a distraction from the circus going on in his party. Denmark or Greenland is not interested in selling at least. We can’t stop them from using force. So if the Americans want to put an end to the just international order they were championing for initially, well then it is a wrap.
That being said, if they decide to shit on the law and rules based international order, they should expect us to do the same. And there are 30 million Americans who have diabetes. And we are their main supplier of insulin.
Sees land belonging to another nation, wants to have it and will do A LOT to get it. How very Russian of them.
France could do something fucking hilarious if America invades Denmark. S’il te plait Emmanuel.
I think Greenland should become Norwegian. We found it first.
Putin: “Ukraine is mine.”
Trump: “Hold my penis…”
Would you like to do a preemptive strike at Pearl Harbour, Denmark?
I say, we start by not letting in the new US ambassador, when he arrieves at Copenhagen airport in January.
They wanna boost suicide rate I guess
if the fat old orange bastard wins a fight against a polar bear on top of an iceberg, he can keep greenland
Is the part about “freedom throughout the world” a threat?
January 2025: Donlad Trump Bludgeoned to death by Dolph The Hippo with a Baseball Bat
I will [insert appropriate violence here] any murican that comes to try
I have healthcare, a king, and those guys can’t even speak my language. They’re accustomed to the desert good luck up here Texan.
This could mean one of two things because it’s worded quite weirdly
1. He thinks that the ownership and control of Greenland is an absolute necessity for Denmark, which I mean, ok…? It’s literally 4 people and ice
2. He wants to annex Greenland…
I can’t wait until he sees it’s not green.
Don’t touch my neighbours garbage
Don’t touch my neighbours garbage
I don’t understand why he’s focusing on Greenland, when annexing Mexico and the rest of Latin America would immediately fix our illegal immigration problem.
I think he wanted it for natural resources and defence and now also Canada + arctic claim and access.
The actual value of the territory is likely massive. So good deal for the USA and exploitation but Denmark definitely shouldn’t sell it.
All Nordics should unite and keep it.
Canada and Scotland can join. Lock USA out.
Evil America with China as the reasonable neighbour be like:
Why do they need it, for military reasons? Greenland is part of NATO by extension, what else is in that God forsaken land that they need it to be part of the country?
They should probably ask the greenlanders first
If they touch greenland, its on.
War incoming
Denmark say: “Skråt op!”
Fuck off
Saberrattling at your neighbors and allies… USA stop yourself.
I wish I could say our government would take your side. But the right wing here are so cucked towards America.
It is better to die than live as an American.
Hold on to your empire don’t let these neo imperialists try to take from us true imperialists
Don’t worry Denmark. We will use our oil wealth to buy mercenaries to fight the US!
… the fuck?
Any rock pile touching in or around our vicinity will need approval by a moustachioed, very erect Royal Marine Commando.
average muritard: “aaa more land we bigger we rule the world 🦅🦅🦅”
Huh? Do you think they had some notes for the Ambassador’s team and somehow one of the points gets put into this tweet?
Whoever is writing this for Trump has gotten better at it
He didn’t write that. It’s obvious, but I like to point it out.
They can go fuck themself just like last time
I want to see the us navy fighting polar bears
Right so technically this is the fault of Pierre, we lost control of a colony due to the French, now said colony wants a part of Denmark, therefore Pierre must fight the Americans to support the Danes as if they hadn’t helped rebel’s and then later sold so much land to them America we wouldn’t be in this position.
Trump can go fuck himself
The King should remove Trump from the Christmas card list.
Time for someone to hit the panic button.
One imperial power chipping away at Ukraine, the other at Greenland?
Why does he reeeeeeallly want it?
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