DAA had to ground it for fear of breaching the passenger cap. Santa is currently waiting to be processed at an IPAS centre. Bastard ripped up his passport before border control could interview him.
For fuck sake Santa is an illegal migrant worker who shouldn’t be let in. He took the absolute piss out of his assumed application saying he’s thousand years old. He’s clearly military aged, he keeps talking about Mrs Claus but why the fuck haven’t we seen her. The reason he goes down the chimney is so he can burn his passport. – The National Party (probably)
Sure Santa’s granny was from Ireland. And the reindeer are probably deer from Phoenix Park.
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DAA had to ground it for fear of breaching the passenger cap. Santa is currently waiting to be processed at an IPAS centre. Bastard ripped up his passport before border control could interview him.
For fuck sake Santa is an illegal migrant worker who shouldn’t be let in. He took the absolute piss out of his assumed application saying he’s thousand years old. He’s clearly military aged, he keeps talking about Mrs Claus but why the fuck haven’t we seen her. The reason he goes down the chimney is so he can burn his passport. – The National Party (probably)
Sure Santa’s granny was from Ireland. And the reindeer are probably deer from Phoenix Park.
Terminal 1 tho. Grim
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