I would go for Charleroi

by Salamanber

44 comments
  1. The Ninove-Aalst-Geraardsbergen triangle. Failing that, Aarschot.

  2. Charleroi, and if he’s willing to negotiate, maybe we can get rid of Wallonia too

  3. Even the Flemish are saying Antwerpen but personally I’d go for Charleroi.
    If I have to choose, just saying

  4. None of it.
    Belgium is about the same size as Crimea so it’s cute to think Putin would be happy with Charleroi or Antwerp. He can keep his dirty hands to himself.

  5. Antwerpen Zuid and their mini-beanie-hat-wearing hipsters with a moustache.

  6. None of it. None of Europe. None of anything. The moment you give this psycho anything, he’ll take it all.

  7. Brussels, for two reasons:

    First of all, it’s become irredeemable.

    Secondly, the mess with having the entire EU bureaucracy in a piece of land ruled by Russia would be hilarious.

  8. Are people here joking or serious ? I can somewhat understand joking about Charleroi for the high unemployment rate and because it is an ugly city overall, but Brussels or whole Wallonia ?

  9. I follow lots of regional subs and yeah, we got a place, didn’t think this one through

  10. Walloon Brabant and Vlaams Brabant so they understand what is like buying groceries in Aldi

  11. Brussel Molenbeek Borgerhout T’kiel stukken van Wijnegem Wilrijk Hoboken no go zones Deurne

  12. Baarle-Hertog! Laat ze daar maar eens de plezante gaan uithangen.

  13. Drenthe comes to mind. Just a big pile of garbage at Wijster, and some sheep.

  14. I’d pay for putin to take Flanders. How does 100k sound?

  15. Don’t forget you need to select about 52,000 km2 or about 180% of Belgium.

  16. Baarle. Let Putin fight with his SIL instead of irritating us.

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