What a romantic!

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  1. If you marry for money you will keep paying for it…

  2. Wtf is up with the hand holding. She does NOT want him to touch her. It’s probably in the agreement and everything.

  3. ![gif](giphy|SOmjomEnNHsrK)

    Melania Trump in a nutshell

  4. You think she was really mad off camera for not having him freshly changed before the photo op?

  5. Why does Melania’s face look like Elon’s face? Is it supposed to be Elon’s face? Is this a real photo? It’s AI, right? It has to be? Why can’t I stop asking questions?

  6. That’s one hell of a bulge he’s got there a full underwear sized one.

  7. By “take care of”, you mean likes you enough to use photoshop to edit away your massive gut?

  8. Holding umbrella all for himself. Such a gentleman..

  9. Did they get Eric to photoshop the hands to distract us from Pedo’s diaper?

  10. He’s not even covering her with the umbrella. What’s fucking romantic about that?

  11. Trump’s Camel toe

    ![gif](giphy|xUOwGdiRBeJknhbXjy)

    Trump’s crotch

  12. Taking a look at the pix, can’t you just hear the theme music to Love Boat /s

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