“I felt a great disturbance in the Pan-Slavism. As if millions of Gopniks cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.”
No more tri poloski 🙁
If they does not break them nothing will
Incoming gopniks’ riots
Time for Adibas from China.
This is the end of Russia. You can’t slav with out Adidas.
Probably hurts an average Russian more than any other sanction.
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Oh will the Gopniks survive?
“I felt a great disturbance in the Pan-Slavism. As if millions of Gopniks cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.”
No more tri poloski 🙁
If they does not break them nothing will
Incoming gopniks’ riots
Time for Adibas from China.
This is the end of Russia. You can’t slav with out Adidas.
Probably hurts an average Russian more than any other sanction.
That’ll show them.
For those who aren’t aware of [why Adidas fashion is at the core of Russian culture](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-l-OkR5yDk).
It dates back to [the uniform used in the 1980 Moscow Olympics](https://i1.wp.com/weirdrussia.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/adidas-sneakers.jpg?w=598&ssl=1).
Now that’s a real sanction.
Now that’s gonna hurt.
Shit just got real now.
No more track suits!
Wow respect.
The end of an era
no more tri poloski for you
THIS will be the straw that breaks Putin’s back.
Gopniks in shambles
“From hell’s heart, I stab at thee.”
Putin’s days are numbered
Now that’s just cruel
That would make Putin stop the war.